Auto Correct Jokes
49 auto correct jokes and hilarious auto correct puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about auto correct that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Auto Correct Short Jokes
Short auto correct jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The auto correct humour may include short automatic jokes also.
- If I ever opened a car repair shop, I would call it "Auto-Correct". Then I'd paint the floor with those red squiggly lines...
- Auto-correct is so crazy now a days... My mom meant to text me 'I love you' but it auto corrected to 'You're a disappointment.'
- Def leopard is the safest band to air drum to while driving Because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.
Yeah, I know its Def Leppard, auto correct messed that up for me. - Auto correct got me arrested while proclaiming my love to my crush. Apparently there is no explanation for saying "I wish you were nine."
- The person who wrote the auto-correct logic was killed in a bizarre farming accident. Rest in Pieces!
- 5% of the time I make typing mistakes while messaging english speaking friends and 95% the German auto-correction will just.. Flicken es...
- Mr. Singh, why do you look sad? People who write to me tend to have their spell-checker and auto-correct on.
- Glad I'm not a general, because auto-correct just changed "lunch order" to "launch order."
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Auto Correct One Liners
Which auto correct one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with auto correct? I can suggest the ones about correct spelling and correct.
- Auto-correct walks into a bar... And the batman says, 'why the log fence?'
- The inventor of auto-correct has died His funfair will be next monkey.
- When she texts "I Love You"... but Auto-correct changes it to "who is this"
- Did you hear about the auto-correct programmer who lost his job? He was fried.
- I'd really, really love to adopt a kid some day. Abort*
Sorry, I hate auto correct. - I hate auto correct. It can go straight to he'll.
- Why does auto-correct capitalize everything? I prefer communism
- What do you call a computer that auto corrects all slurs? A pc pc.
- Whoever invented auto-correct, can go to hello.
- When you turn off auto correct ALL LOPE IS HOST!
- Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
- What the he'll is going on with my auto correct lately? It's really ducking me up.
- I'm so tired of my iPhone auto correcting my ducking profanity.
- What do you call a car that corrects your driving? *Auto*correct.
- I don't need s**... because.... My auto correct ducks me daily.
Comical Auto Correct Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about auto correct you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean auto jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make auto correct pranks.
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I typed "married" but it was auto-corrected to "martyred". d**...,smartphone has gained intelligence.
I Am Using Your Wife.
A man received message from his neighbour.
Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than U R using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.
Few minutes later he received another massage.
Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake ...
it's not wife but WIFI.
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What's the difference between an auto-corrected exclamation of amazement and an act of liking men?
One is ducking sick, the other is s**... d...
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A man got a text from his neighbor: "I'm so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I've been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."
The man anguished and betrayed, went into his room, grabbed his gun and without a word, shot his wife.
A couple of seconds later, another text arrived.
f**... auto correct, I meant "wifi", not "wife"'
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The funny thing about teen pregnancy is that before it happens all you hear is "Don't do it! You'll regret it! You'll lose your freedom! Make the responsible choice!" Then after it happens, they say "We're a still disappointed, but we can still make the best of this. It's not the end of the world."
s**... auto-correct: I meant "Trump's presidency" not "teen pregnancy".
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My computer auto-corrected "i**... immigrant" to "undocumented person."
It's a PC PC.
The gynecologist decided she wanted to change careers.
So she applied to an auto mechanic school. After completing all the coursework, she took her final exam. After the exam, the professor was handing out the test results. When she got hers, she was thoroughly confused.
"Professor, it says here that I got 150% on my test. There must have been some kind of mistake. There wasn't any extra credit."
"No, that score is correct." said the professor, "The first 50%, that was for taking the motor apart. The second 50% was for putting it back together correctly. The extra 50% I gave because you did it all through the tailpipe."
A gynecologist has a midlife crisis.
He decides to leave the medical profession and become an auto mechanic. He goes to auto mechanic school, and pretty soon it's time for the final exam.
He finishes the exam and is amazed that the instructor has given him a grade of 200. He says to the instructor, "I thought the highest you could score on the test was 100."
"It is, " the instructor replies. "I gave you 50 for taking the engine apart correctly, 50 for putting it back together correctly, and the extra 100 for doing it through the muffler. "
- From The Dirty Joke Book, page 16
A gynecologist decides it's time to hung up his speculum.
A gynecologist who had lost interest in his medical practice decided to change careers and enrolled in auto mechanic school.
He performed well in the course but was still shocked when he got an off-the-chart 200 on his final exam. He asked the instructor to explain the grade.
"I gave you 50 points for taking the engine apart correctly," the teacher said, "50 points for putting it back together correctly -- and an extra 100 points for doing it all through the muffler."
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Some one told me to leave my auto correct on
I told them to e**... ash
A doctor changes Careers.
A Gynecologist is tired of dealing with Insurance companies and decides to become an auto mechanic. He studies hard, and for the final, he needs to diagnose and rebuild an engine. He need an 80 to pass an become a certified Mechanic.
He takes test, and waits for his score.
He gets a 150 out 100. He calls the instructor to find out why he scored it that way.
The instructor says " Well you got 50 points for Diagnosing the issue correctly, 50 points for rebuilding the engine correctly, and 50 points for doing it all thru the exhaust manifold.
