Autistic Kid Jokes

Following is our collection of humor and one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Autistic Kid puns for adults, dirty jokes or clean gags for kids.

There is an abundance of jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 15 funniest jokes on autistic kid. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any witze you can hear about autistic kid.

The Best jokes about Autistic Kid

Scientists discovered that unvaccinated kids are less likely to be autistic.

Because they are more likely to be dead.

I let the autistic kid have my seat on the bus.

And that, is how I lost my job _and_ my license.

I let my kids play only with the autistic children.

That way I know for sure they've been vaccinated.

Autistic Kid joke, I let my kids play only with the autistic children.

It's true that vaccinated kids have higher chances of becoming autistic

Because they actually live to develop it

What was the autistic kid on the floor doing?

His best


I gave some autistic kids weed...

And now I have baked potatoes.

I saw an autistic kid being beat up by three guys. I couldn't just stand there.

There was no way he stood a chance against all four of us.

Autistic Kid joke, I saw an autistic kid being beat up by three guys. I couldn't just stand there.

Why do autistic kids solve math problems for fun?

Because they enjoy being mentaly challenged.

I work with an autistic kid. The other day I drew something terribly on the computer screen and told him I'm artistic

He said me too I'm on the spectrum.

I would never vaccinate my kids.

It would be dangerous and make my child autistic, I would just let my doctor do it.

What did the autistic kid do when he was accused of stealing?

He retorted.


Why can't an autistic kid play billiards?

He can't pick up cues.

Joke: Why do autistic kids make good electricians?

Because they know how to light up a school.

Yesterday I was bitten by an autistic kid

and it gave me a vaccine.

Hmm. . .

What should you do with the Jewish, autistic kid?

Send him to a concentration camp. . .

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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