Following is our collection of Autistic jokes which are very funny. There are some autistic aut jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these autistic unvaccinated puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Because they are more likely to be dead
it turns out my Grandma was just from Boston.
I must be autistic, because you've been running through my mind all day.
and I'm starting to think my dog is autistic as well because she also barks at the vacuum.
He was way too autistic for his own good.
...yet my British art teacher keeps calling me autistic.
Because they are more likely to be dead.
Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.
The autistic man orders a shot, but the black man gets it instead
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Autistic
But when I told my mom what my teacher said she replied," Sweetie, just because you are autistic doesn't make you special".
A son says to his father "Dad, I forget. Am I awesome or fantastic?"
The father replies "No son, you're autistic."
A clock!
One provides the tic, the other provides the talk
Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
You only know because they mention it every other sentence
Getting from here to someplace else is instantaneous, but what happens in between is incomprehensible.
(source: am autistic)
...I gave all my stuff away before I found out they misspelled Autistic :(
His best
But I'm not good at drawing.
And now I have baked potatoes.
First of all, he has a name.
Secondly, if he has his license he should know good and well how to drive and there is no need to single him out like that.
thREEEEEEEEE
A regular Minecraft server.
His best.
Violets are violet
This makes no sense
Autistic pilot
Unfortunately he died of measles a couple days ago
Cause they're more likely to be dead.
The autistic child i just insulted.
Because they enjoy being mentaly challenged.
Headbangers.
Instead, they have a considerable higher chance of being dead...
There was no way he stood a chance against all four of us.
Because you're AuTiSTiC.
Charter Spectrum
And that, is how I lost my job _and_ my license.
Because they're dead.
I asked him, On what spectrum, the electromagnetic spectrum?
He responded, No, I'm autistic.
So I responded, So what, you don't understand jokes?
Turns out he just really likes my drawings.
Because you have to be alive to be autistic
Because if they didn't they would be dead.
"I'm so AUtistic!"
He said I was very autistic. How mean!
Because they are more likely to be dead.
Ass-burgers
a lot of them do enjoy being wrapped in blankets.
We won't know until the internal investigation is completed.
Wouldn't you be auschwitztic?
Auschwitztic
He said me too I'm on the spectrum.
and it gave me a vaccine.
Do autistic people make aut?
Mercury Rising.
Special Forces
You guys just buy into anything big pharma tells you don't you? i'll have you know my son was diagnosed with the measles so I placed various crystals around his bed while he slept to promote the proper aura for healing.
He's dead now but at least he's not autistic
It's such a shame that people still don't know how autism works.
Never talking to my psychiatrist again.
That way I know for sure they've been vaccinated.
Special forces.
Because they actually live to develop it
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the autistic spectrum jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working autistic autist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.