Autistic Jokes

Funniest Autistic Short Jokes

Short autistic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The autistic humour may include short autism jokes also.

1. A new study shows that unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic Because they are more likely to be dead.
2. I told my son he couldn't get a fidget spinner because his dad and I have tried so hard to make sure he didn't become autistic... Unfortunately he died of measles a couple days ago
3. A son says to his father... A son says to his father "Dad, I forget. Am I awesome or fantastic?"
   The father replies "No son, you're autistic."
4. I used to think my drawings made me autistic... it turns out my Grandma was just from Boston.
5. I let the autistic kid have my seat on the bus. And that, is how I lost my job _and_ my license.
6. Worst pickup lines I must be autistic, because you've been running through my mind all day.
7. I let my kids play only with the autistic children. That way I know for sure they've been vaccinated.
8. I used have a friend who was on the spectrum I asked him, On what spectrum, the electromagnetic spectrum?
   He responded, No, I'm autistic.
   So I responded, So what, you don't understand jokes?
9. What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes? A clock!
   One provides the tic, the other provides the talk
   
10. What do you call an autistic guy in the army? Special Forces
    (my friend said this, i dont know if this is a repost)

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Autistic One Liners

Which autistic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with autistic? I can suggest the ones about asthmatic and allergic.

1. What do you call a stick with autism? Autistic
2. At what age does the average 4chan user find out they're autistic? thREEEEEEEEE
3. Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, and carbon? Because you're AuTiSTiC.
4. Did you hear about the autistic guitar pick? He's a plectrum on the spectrum.
5. My autistic 7 year-old battling cancer told me this joke while adopting a shelter puppy
6. Why do so many artists in Boston identify as autistic?
7. My mom told me I was autistic But I'm not good at drawing.
8. A grown man called me autistic today. Never talking to my psychiatrist again.
9. What was the autistic kid on the floor doing? His best
10. I told my friend in Boston that I was autistic. He said so can you drawr me a Pictsha?
11. Roses are red Violets are violet
    This makes no sense
    Autistic pilot
12. A british man reviewed my art the other day He said I was very autistic. How mean!
13. What do you call it when an autistic child has a fever? Mercury Rising.
14. Why can't an autistic kid play billiards? He can't pick up cues.
15. An autistic Mexican sees a box of spilled Cheerios...

Autistic Kid Jokes

Here is a list of funny autistic kid jokes and even better autistic kid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do autistic kids solve math problems for fun? Because they enjoy being mentaly challenged.
• I saw an autistic kid being beat up by three guys. I couldn't just stand there. There was no way he stood a chance against all four of us.
• I work with an autistic kid. The other day I drew something terribly on the computer screen and told him I'm artistic He said me too I'm on the spectrum.
• What did the autistic kid do when he was accused of stealing? He retorted.
• I would never vaccinate my kids. It would be dangerous and make my child autistic, I would just let my doctor do it.
• Joke: Why do autistic kids make good electricians? Because they know how to light up a school.
• People say giving their kids vaccinations will make them autistic Too late
• Did you hear about the Autistic kid caught trying to cook a snake? He was trying to make Asp Burgers
• What did the autistic, quadriplegic kid get for his birthday? Cancer

Autistic Not Understanding Jokes

Here is a list of funny autistic not understanding jokes and even better autistic not understanding puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I asked my autistic buddy "what did one Q say to another Q?" He didn't understand.

Ridiculous Autistic Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about autistic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mentally challenged jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make autistic pranks.