The Best 21 Autist Jokes

Following is our collection of Autist jokes which are very funny. There are some autist rembrandt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these autist impressionist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

I have an autistic nephew...

and I'm starting to think my dog is autistic as well because she also barks at the vacuum.

My autistic 7 year-old battling cancer told me this joke while adopting a shelter puppy

An autistic person with an erection walks into a wall, what hits the wall first?

An autistic and a vegan walk into a bar

You only know because they mention it every other sentence

Being autistic is a bit like being a photon...

Getting from here to someplace else is instantaneous, but what happens in between is incomprehensible.

(source: am autistic)

What does an autistic spy do?


What was the autistic kid on the floor doing?

His best

What did the British painter ask his fidget spinner?

"Am I your favorite autist?"

What was the autistic boy doing on the ground?

His best.

Why do autistic kids solve math problems for fun?

Because they enjoy being mentaly challenged.

An autistic Mexican sees a box of spilled Cheerios...

Top Autist Puns and Funny Jokes

You can explore autist epilepsy reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean autist renaissance dad jokes. There are also autist puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I saw an autistic kid being beat up by three guys. I couldn't just stand there.

There was no way he stood a chance against all four of us.

What did the autistic cat say when it got hurt

I let the autistic kid have my seat on the bus.

And that, is how I lost my job _and_ my license.

What do you call a horrible painter?

An autist.

You know, all autistic people have had vaccines..

Because if they didn't they would be dead.

Why didn't the Autist buy a Commodore 64?

Because he was already on the spectrum

What did the autistic kid do when he was accused of stealing?

He retorted.

What does an autistic jawa say?


Why can't an autistic kid play billiards?

He can't pick up cues.

What can get disease and will never live past 4?

A guinea pig you vaccine loving autist!

Btw I'm pro vax just thought this was funny.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the autist autism jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working autist recursive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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