Autist Jokes

Following is our collection of epilepsy humor and rembrandt one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Autist puns for adults, dirty renaissance jokes or clean impressionist gags for kids.

There is an abundance of autism jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 17 funniest jokes on autist. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any recursive witze you can hear about autist.

The Best jokes about Autist

I let the autistic kid have my seat on the bus.

And that, is how I lost my job _and_ my license.

My autistic 7 year-old battling cancer told me this joke while adopting a shelter puppy

What was the autistic kid on the floor doing?

His best

Being autistic is a bit like being a photon...

Getting from here to someplace else is instantaneous, but what happens in between is incomprehensible.

(source: am autistic)

What can get disease and will never live past 4?

A guinea pig you vaccine loving autist!


Btw I'm pro vax just thought this was funny.


I saw an autistic kid being beat up by three guys. I couldn't just stand there.

There was no way he stood a chance against all four of us.

What was the autistic boy doing on the ground?

His best.

An autistic and a vegan walk into a bar

You only know because they mention it every other sentence

What do you call a horrible painter?

An autist.

You know, all autistic people have had vaccines..

Because if they didn't they would be dead.

Why do autistic kids solve math problems for fun?

Because they enjoy being mentaly challenged.


I have an autistic nephew...

and I'm starting to think my dog is autistic as well because she also barks at the vacuum.

Why didn't the Autist buy a Commodore 64?

Because he was already on the spectrum

An autistic person with an erection walks into a wall, what hits the wall first?

What does an autistic jawa say?

Routine-y!

Why can't an autistic kid play billiards?

He can't pick up cues.

What did the autistic kid do when he was accused of stealing?

He retorted.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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