Autist Jokes

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Funniest Autist Short Jokes

Short autist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The autist humour may include short artistic jokes also.

1. TIL unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic Because they are more likely to be dead
   
2. A new study shows that unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic Because they are more likely to be dead.
3. I told my son he couldn't get a fidget spinner because his dad and I have tried so hard to make sure he didn't become autistic... Unfortunately he died of measles a couple days ago
4. A black man and an autistic man walk into a bar The autistic man orders a shot, but the black man gets it instead
5. Do you know why more vaccinated than unvaccinated children have autism? Because you have to be alive to be autistic
6. Scientists discovered that unvaccinated kids are less likely to be autistic. Because they are more likely to be dead.
7. TIL that children that don't get vaccines are actually less likely to be autistic Cause they're more likely to be dead.
8. A son says to his father... A son says to his father "Dad, I forget. Am I awesome or fantastic?"
   The father replies "No son, you're autistic."
9. I used to think my drawings made me autistic... it turns out my Grandma was just from Boston.
10. I let the autistic kid have my seat on the bus. And that, is how I lost my job _and_ my license.

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Autist One Liners

Which autist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with autist? I can suggest the ones about epilepsy and autism.

1. What do you call a stick with autism? Autistic
2. At what age does the average 4chan user find out they're autistic? thREEEEEEEEE
3. Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, and carbon? Because you're AuTiSTiC.
4. Did you hear about the autistic guitar pick? He's a plectrum on the spectrum.
5. My autistic 7 year-old battling cancer told me this joke while adopting a shelter puppy
6. What is slowly making a comeback? The autistic child i just insulted.
7. Why do so many artists in Boston identify as autistic?
8. My mom told me I was autistic But I'm not good at drawing.
9. A grown man called me autistic today. Never talking to my psychiatrist again.
10. If you're German and autistic? Wouldn't you be auschwitztic?
11. What was the autistic kid on the floor doing? His best
12. I told my friend in Boston that I was autistic. He said so can you drawr me a Pictsha?
13. Roses are red Violets are violet
    This makes no sense
    Autistic pilot
14. What do you call a mentally challenged rapper? Why a rap autist of course.
15. What do you call a group of autistic soldiers? Special Forces

Silly Autist Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about autist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean portrait jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make autist pranks.