Autism Jokes

This article investigates the controversial subject of autism-related jokes. Exploring how far is too far, how funny is too funny and how serious is too serious, the article looks at autism from a number of angles, from hereditary to the family guy and spongebob autism jokes and the vaxxers vs. measles debate. Read on to learn more and understand the delicate balance of humor and sensitivity when it comes to autism.

Hilarious Autism Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

It was reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism...

It's because of the high Mercury content.

How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

The vaccine conspiracy

Linda had a heart attack and was brought to the emergency room while in clinical death. The doctors managed to revive her, but during her coma she saw a bright light and God appeared to her. She asked him:

"Tell me, God, is it true that vaccines could cause autism?"

"No, autism is a condition that develops during pregnancy"

After getting well, she met her friends and told them about her experience:

"Girls, I have awful news: the conspiracy goes way higher than we've thought"

I'm an anti vaccine activist, and didn't vaccinate my children.

They're all dead, but at least they don't have autism!

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There was this huge autism conference for physiologists.

Sadly it fell through due to communication problems.

Did you hear some people are saying listening to Queen causes autism?

Apparently it's because of the unusually high Mercury content.

I installed anti-virus on my PC

Now the d**... thing has autism.

Autism joke, I installed anti-virus on my PC

April is autism awareness month

Anyone here aware they have autism

So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism.

So I reply "Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"

~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~
No regrets

There's a high proportion of people with ASD in scientific fields.

Autism causes vaccines.

You know, I heard listening to Queen has been scientifically proven to give people autism.

Apparently because of the unusually high Mercury content.

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TIL that vaccines contain a small amount of mercury, a chemical component that leads to autism.

-Idiotic Soccer Mom, 2k16

What do you call a stick with autism?


How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

What do you call a puppy with autism?


Everybody in my family has a disorder. My mom's depressed, my dad has ADHD, and my brother has autism.

There's nothing wrong with me though. I'm perfect.

Autism joke, Everybody in my family has a disorder. My mom's depressed, my dad has ADHD, and my brother has autis

Concerning Michael Flynn

The real question on republicans minds right now: what happens to the validity of Flynn's testimony when he gets autism after receiving immunity?

A new study came out today showing that kids who are NOT vaccinated are actually more likely to have autism.

Turns out autism is hereditary.

I didn't vaccinate any of my kids and none of them got autism.

None of them lived past the age of 2, but that's beside the point.

Did you know unvaccinated children are less likely to have autism?

Cause they are more likely to be dead.

"Mom, why didn't you vaccinate me?"

"I didn't want you to get autism, honey."

"Thanks mom. I could have not survived having autism and polio at the same time."

Vaccinated kids are more likely to develop autism

The unvaccinated die before they get the chance

My doctor just diagnosed me with autism

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

There might be something to this idea that vaccinations cause autism. I don't have kids...

But my dog is nearly five and she's still not talking.

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

You have to be alive to have autism.

Do you know why more vaccinated than unvaccinated children have autism?

Because you have to be alive to be autistic

Autism joke, Do you know why more vaccinated than unvaccinated children have autism?

If I had a vaccine for every b**... news article that's been spread about by stay at home moms on Facebook

I would have autism.

What do you call an albino hog with autism?

Pigmentally Challenged


Autism Speaks

Friend of mine is gay and also found out he has Autism

He can't even think straight

Unvaccinated children are less likely to have autism

Because they're more likely to be dead

Vaccinated children have a higher chance of getting autism.

After all, you have to be alive to get autism.

My parents refused to vaccinate beacause they thought it caused autism

Now I have autism and polio

I was just told I've been diagnosed with autism

I'm not sure how to react to that

How did the vaccine cause autism?

It didn't

FUN FACT: people who aren't vaccinated have a 0% chance of getting autism!

Because they're dead.

Unvaccinated kids are more likely to not have autism.

Because they'll be dead

I Told my friends vaccines cause autism before they were going to vaccinate, and they proved me right!!

They don't talk to me anymore.

Why were the anti-vaxxing parents crying?

They found out autism is genetic

Some people think vaccines cause autism

But from what I know vaccines don't have gold titanium or samarium.

What do kids with autism get when you vaccinate them?

To live

I found out how vaccines cause autism,

Vaccinated kids live long enough to be diagnosed with autism.

My friend told me that I must be autistic for not vaccinating my children.

It's such a shame that people still don't know how autism works.

I installed anti virus software on my computer

Now my computer has autism

Did you hear about the new anti-vaxxer relationship counseling book?

Men are from Mars, Autism is from Mercury.

Many top scientists are on the autism spectrum..

And that means that autism causes vaccines.

I vaccinated my brother a year ago, but it didn't work...

Still doesn't have autism.

How do you blow an anti vaxxers mind?

Invent the cure for autism

All of the parents who claim that vaccines cause autism have nothing to be afraid of.

You can't get autism twice.

For anybody who doesn't believe vaccines cause autism...

My Douglas was vaccinated and is now nearly five years old. He has still not learned to speak a single word, cannot dress himself and is not even able to use the toilet.

Don't let vaccines ruin your dog's life too.

People give anti-vaxxers a hard time, but they gave us one important thing...

A control group for our studies confirming that vaccines do not cause autism.

Anti vaccinated kids show no sign of autism

Because autism isn't detected until age 3

You know about that rumor, that vaccines cause autism?

Don't worry, it'll die down in around three years or so.

Growing up we used to vaccinate each other by going "Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot, now I got a cootie shot."

Which explains why so many of my classmates had autism.

Why is World Autism Day after April Fools' Day?

Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.

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A New Scientific Study on Vaccines

A new scientific study came out recently proving a correlation between vaccines and adults with autism.
The reason given to this correlation was the children without vaccines died before becoming adults

did you know that more vaccinated people have autism then unvaccinated?

because the unvaccinated are dead.

It's been proven that vaccinated kids are more likely to have autism

because the ones that aren't vaccinated are dead

Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I've laced your martini with a measles vaccine. The autism should be setting in any second now.

Joke's on you, I already disassembled your doomsday device and rearranged all the parts in order of size.

After dying the anti-vaxxer meets God. "God, please tell me who is behind the conspiracy to give people autism with vaccines?"

"Nobody," says God. "There is no conspiracy, and vaccines do no cause autism."


Feeling strange, Mr. Bond?

Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I've laced your martini with a measles vaccine. The autism should be setting in any second now.

Joke's on you, I already disassembled your doomsday device and rearranged all the parts in order of size.

Someone asked me, since you have autism does that mean you take everything literally?

I replied, no, that's a kleptomaniac.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the autism spectrum puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working autism epilepsy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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