The Best 8 Authoritarian Jokes

Following is our collection of Authoritarian jokes which are very funny. There are some authoritarian tots jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these authoritarian voat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Authoritarian Jokes and Puns

What do you call an authoritarian potato?

A dicktater.

What do you call a patriarchal authoritarian society?

A dicktatorship

What do you call an authoritarian couch potato?

A dictator tot

A sociopathic egomaniac...

A sociopathic egomaniac authoritarian leader accused of causing the deaths of tens of thousands is brain dead. Meanwhile in North Korea, Kim Jong Un is reported to be in critical condition.

What to you call an authoritarian, phallic tuber,

A dick-tater


Which delicious dairy snack deserves to form an independent nation of from the territory of three authoritarian nations?

The Cheese Kurds.

An authoritarian was caught speeding the other day.

When asked why he was going so fast he said he, "put his foot down."

What do rock climbers and authoritarian governments have in common?

Controlled descents/dissents

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the authoritarian regulations jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working authoritarian henceforth piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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