Following is our collection of Author jokes which are very funny. There are some author literature jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these author fiction puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
In *Infinite Jest* by David Foster Wallace, at one point there's a line -
"...asking Mario if he knows what you call three Canadians copulating on a snowmobile."
But he doesn't say the punchline. I'm assuming maybe this is a commonish kinda joke? I've tried to think of what the punchline is but can't.
The plot thickens!
Knott, et al.
They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!
The author classified the book as "non-friction"
Check out his story!
Because he killed all the 140 characters.
A semi-colon
It was just the start of China's two-child policy.
"A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense."
... he did it for the Kix.
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those are some Legit synonyms.
JK
When finished, it'll be called the Rowling Stones.
It was a period piece.
*[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*
It was Wei Tu Long.
Sticky notes.
What did he get from his publisher?
A hard copy.
Salman Rush B
in a penmanship!!!
RIP Ewan Whosarmy
Soo Yoo
...but gets electrocuted after only three.
It was a short circuit.
The author was being Thoreau
J. K. Rowling over in her grave.
It may seem strange, but what do you expect when you have Dickens Cider?
He boasts to his friend: "The author must have been very thorough when he wrote this book, he took 10 years to write it!"
"That's nothing", the friend replies, "have you heard of the man who was sent to prison and took 20 years to finish a sentence?"
George Arrgh Arrgh Martin
with kindness
jk
The SEAL of approval.
He's described the comments as unfair, unfair and unfair.
He will become an Author.
Mine is Karl Marx
The author failed to run a spell check.
His work was absolutely ribbiting.
He was not charged
He received a short sentence.
They both create a lot of plotholes.
....they've found 6 more bodies than there were people missing.
A prisoner goes to the prison library, and asks for a specific book. The guard tells him, "we don't have that book... but we do have the author."
Current Turkish gallows humour: A prisoner goes to the prison library, asks for a specific book. The guard tells him, "we don't have that book... but we do have the author." From Moshik_Temkin on Twitter
The librarian answers Unfortunately, we do not have the book here. But the author.
A prisoner goes to the jail's library to borrow a book. The librarian says: "We don't have this book, but we have its author"
But that's his story, and he's sticking to it.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
He writes everything in shorthand now
*M'Seuss*
No problem et al.
The bartender asks, "Why the long preface?"
At the convenience store!
Author
JK. Rolling
A FATHER SAYS TO HIS SON :
"MY BOY, WHEN YOU ACCUMULATE THE UNDERSTANDING OF WHY A PIZZA IS BAKED ROUND,
PUT IN A SQUARE BOX , EATEN IN TRIANGLES, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN. "
Author Unknown
Dusty F Key
HG Wells.
Hg Wells
Charged in the nards
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