Authentic Jokes
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Short authentic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The authentic humour may include short genuine jokes also.
- I wish Johnny rocket would stop claiming to be an authentic 40s diner... ... I see black people eating there All the time.
- I wonder if mormons support the transgendered? If they did, they could go on a transmission!
-- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast - Apparently my attempt at recreating authentic Middle Eastern recipe gave everyone food poisoning... I falafel.
- Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce.
- How to sound authentically Irish when bewildered, befuddled, confounded, or just generally in a tizzy. Say this phrase: Whale oil beef hooked.
- I heard on the radio that protestors in Beijing are demanding authentic democratic reforms. Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs.
- A real picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator... ...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official.
- I went on an "Authentic World War One Tour" the other day Three quarters of our party died, we didn't go anywhere and it rained the whole time.
10/10 - A one-legged man walks into a tech-support store... ...and tells the man "I can't get past this 2-step authentication!"
- An Irish woman insisted I have an authentic 7 course Irish meal... She gave me a 6 pack and a piece of Sheppard's pie.
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Which authentic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with authentic? I can suggest the ones about legit and honest.
- The greek restaurant in my town is so authentic that it went bankrupt
- Rob zombie is opening an authentic Chinese restaurant It's called 'More Hunan Than Hunan'
- My friend told me he failed his authentic Australian music exam. I asked "didja redo it"?
- My Indian friend taught me an authentic Punjabi dance. I've got some real Sikh moves.
- I'm selling an authentic French rifle.. It was never fired and only dropped once.
- Have you ever had authentic Zimbabwean food? The people of Zimbabwe haven't
- Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads? Brazil
- went to mexican restaurant it was so authentic the waiter said dont drink the water
- What's the key to making authentic Italian food? Switch sides halfway through
- What's the name of the hottest authentic Chinese food restaurant in China? The Pet Chop
- If you like authentic coq au vin... Then you are a real cockgobbler.
- [OC] What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January? Genu[w]ine.
- Now that it's completely passé and outdated, Hipstamatic is authentically retro.
Entertaining Authentic Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about authentic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unoriginal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make authentic pranks.
A joke my girlfriend told me
Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance
"See that over there? What is that?" Says the first crow
The second crows takes a long look, "That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it"
"How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?" Replies the first crow
"Look at it's hand. No cellphone" says the second crow
I hear that soon Reddit will require all redditors to don a cowboy hat / boots, and dance a j**... in order to log in…
I'm not a big fan of Two-Step Authentication.
An American white guy visits India.
Wanting to get a more authentic experience, he goes to an Indian restaurant and tells them to serve him their specials, no questions asked. After eating a few bites, he calls the waiter and says, "Hey, this is brilliant food, but I just have a tiny request. This is a tad bit too spicy for my taste, so could you please ask the chef to make my food less spicy than this please?"
The waiter perplexed, looks at the man and says "Sir,
....this is dessert"
A man walked into a Star Wars museum
...carrying an old rusted bucket by his side and demanded to know who was in charge.
"What can I help you with today, sir?" asked the confused curator.
"This here is an authentic piece of European history and once belonged to the King of England 1000 years ago."
"But," stuttered the curator, "this is a *Star Wars* museum."
"You don't understand. The king carried a load of grouse in it after successful hunts!"
The curator's eyes grew wide and excitedly exclaimed, "Just what we've been looking for. A milennium fowl can!"
The problem with quotes on the Internet...
is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
\~ Abraham Lincoln
I saw a video of a man burning a Washington r**... Jersey.
You can tell it was authentic because of the smoke signals.
The thing about quotes from the Internet is that it is difficult to define their authenticity.
-Abraham Lincoln, 1933
My friend took me to an authentic Chinese restaurant and when we arrived there was a pen of dogs to choose from in the entry.
That's not what I meant when I said you can pick the Spot.
I went to an Italian restaurant that claimed to be super authentic. But they weren't.
It was just a bunch of Impastas
What did the customer say about Panda Express's Internet Security?
It had nice Authentic Asian.
