Austria Hungary Jokes

Following is our collection of germany humor and franz one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Austria Hungary puns for adults, dirty lonely jokes or clean country gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Austria Hungary

Grandpa, grandpa! I'm watching a soccer game!

Who's playing?
Austria-Hungary
Against who?

I'm watching TV

My grandfather walks by: What's on?
Me: Soccer
Grandfather: Who's playing?
Me: Austria-Hungary
Grandfather:And Against who?

Three generations apart, watching a soccer game

"Hey great grandpa, watch this soccer game!"

"Sure, which two countries are playing?"

"Austria - Hungary."

"Against who?"

Why was Austria-Hungary?

Turkey wasn't around yet.

19th century monarchy humor, anyone?

So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. "Austria and Hungary," he replies. Otto: "Yeah, who are they playing against?"


Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Asked my grandpa if he watched Austria Hungary football match

he asked me who played against

Today's FIFA match will be played by Austria and Hungary

Me: Against whom?

Why was Austria's neighbour complaining?

Because he was Hungary.

Why is Austria Hungary like a prime number?

Because it is inseparable and indivisible.

A kid comes to his grandfather...

*"Hey Gramps, do you want to watch soccer with me?*

*"Sure, who's playing?"*

*"Austria-Hungary"*

*"Against whom?*


My mum asked me if I wanted any breakfast. I said 'no, I'm not Hungary'

I'm Austria

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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