Following is our collection of germany humor and franz one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Austria Hungary puns for adults, dirty lonely jokes or clean country gags for kids.
There is an abundance of vienna jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 12 funniest jokes on austria hungary. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any walks witze you can hear about austria hungary.
Who's playing?
Austria-Hungary
Against who?
My grandfather walks by: What's on?
Me: Soccer
Grandfather: Who's playing?
Me: Austria-Hungary
Grandfather:And Against who?
"Hey great grandpa, watch this soccer game!"
"Sure, which two countries are playing?"
"Austria - Hungary."
"Against who?"
Turkey wasn't around yet.
So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. "Austria and Hungary," he replies. Otto: "Yeah, who are they playing against?"
Because Austria was Hungary.
he asked me who played against
Me: Against whom?
Because he was Hungary.
Because it is inseparable and indivisible.
*"Hey Gramps, do you want to watch soccer with me?*
*"Sure, who's playing?"*
*"Austria-Hungary"*
*"Against whom?*
I'm Austria
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.