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Australian immigration asks...
Friend of a friend was entering Australia, going through customs.
Them: Have you ever been convicted of a felony? Him: I didn't know it was still a requirement!
They eventually did let him in, but they were clearly not happy with him.
I was applying for Australian citizenship, and the guy asks me "have you ever been convicted of a felony?"
"Does stealing a joke count?" I asked.
What did Cardinal Pell say when the Australian Judge asked why his conviction should be suppressed?
He whispered "it will be our little secret".
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