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Did you hear Disney is making Austin Powers into a Jedi?
It's called Obi-have
I just found out the actor who played Mini-Me in Austin Powers died.
rip
At 26 years old. I just learned
That the Austin Powers movies are James Bond spoofs.
TLDR: The joke is my life.
Anyone remember this from the Austin Powers commercial?
"If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."
If Austin Powers was a president
His name would be Rutherford B. Hayve
Austin Powers is having an affair with a bee.
For the first time, the bee invites him over to her place. There is much anticipation.
When Austin finally sees her house he exclaims Oh, beehiiive!
On a visit to America, Austin Powers was asked who his favor president was...
"Oh, B Hayes!"
What is Austin Powers' favourite kind of beverage?
Smoothie, baby!
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What did Austin Powers say when he spotted a bees nest?
"Oh beehive"
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