Austin Jokes

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Funniest Austin Short Jokes

Short austin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The austin humour may include short massacre jokes also.

1. You guys hear about that badass wrestler that loves ice cream? They call him Coldstone Steve Austin.
2. At 26 years old. I just learned That the Austin Powers movies are James Bond spoofs.
   TLDR: The joke is my life.
3. Anyone remember this from the Austin Powers commercial? "If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."
4. You will get this if you are Dutch and listen to Post Malone So you know how he has these nicknames, such as Home Malone, Water Malone, Post Cologne, etc.
   I came up with a Dutch one:
   Austin Proost.
5. If the British shortbread company opened up a branch in Austin and then threw a huge party to celebrate... ...it would be a Walkers: Texas rager
6. What do Stone Cold Steve Austin and the president have in common? Way more than they should.
7. What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&M student have in common? They both applied to UT Austin
8. Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
9. Austin Powers is having an affair with a bee. For the first time, the bee invites him over to her place. There is much anticipation.
   When Austin finally sees her house he exclaims Oh, beehiiive!
10. On a visit to America, Austin Powers was asked who his favor president was... "Oh, B Hayes!"

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Austin One Liners

Which austin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with austin? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. Did you hear Disney is making Austin Powers into a Jedi? It's called Obi-have
2. What do you call a WWE wrestler who works at an ice cream shop? Cold Stone Steve Austin
3. I just found out the actor who played Mini-Me in Austin Powers died. rip
4. If Austin Powers was a president His name would be Rutherford B. Hayve
5. Have y'all seen that new ice cream themed wrestler? I love Cold Stone Steve Austin.
6. Cereal is safe to eat in Austin again... The bomber is dead.
7. At least people in Austin don't have to worry about someone stealing their Amazon boxes.
8. What do you call a showoff Texan? *Austin*tatious.
9. What did the Austin Bomber say to the cops before he died? Austin La Vista
10. My name is Austin Long Im gonna change it to Austin Below Average
11. What is Austin Powers' favourite kind of beverage? Smoothie, baby!
12. Austin Powers What did Austin Powers say when he spotted a bees nest?
    "Oh beehive"

Austin Texas Jokes

Here is a list of funny austin texas jokes and even better austin texas puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Elon Musk wants to start a university called the 'Texas Institute of Technology & Science and an affiliate called Austin School of Science To be known as t**... and a**...

Rib-Tickling Austin Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about austin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make austin pranks.