Austin Jokes

Following is our collection of kerr humor and roadhouse one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Austin puns for adults, dirty hughes jokes or clean bullseye gags for kids.

There is an abundance of amarillo jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 13 funniest jokes on austin. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any indianapolis witze you can hear about austin.

The Best jokes about Austin

What do you call a WWE wrestler who works at an ice cream shop?

Cold Stone Steve Austin

TEXAS SURVIVOR

Texas is trying to capitalize on the popularity of the show "Survivor" by hosting its own version.

Contestants will have to drive from Amarillo and visit checkpoints in the following cities, Lubbock - Dallas - Waco - Austin - Houston - Laredo - San Antonio - El Paso and finish back in Amarillo.

Contestants will be give a pink Saab with a bumper stickers that read, "I'm Gay, I'm Vegan, I Voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The contestant who makes it back to Amarillo alive...wins.

I just found out the actor who played Mini-Me in Austin Powers died.

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You guys hear about that badass wrestler that loves ice cream?

They call him Coldstone Steve Austin.

My friend asked me to explain dark humor to them

I pointed at a guy sitting on a park bench and said "See that guy with no hands on the bench? Tell him to clap".

They replied "Austin, you know I'm blind", to which I replied "Exactly"


A Girl Named Texas

A girl named Texas lived with her brother Austin. The two had a father whose favorite knife of his was always left on the counter of his room. One day, Austin, being the little kid he is, grabs the knife and accidentally stabs Texas. The dad comes home from work a few hours later and sees his favorite knife missing. He then asks Austin who was alone with Texas,

"Austin, have you seen my knife"

Austin Replies

"It's Deep In The Heart of Texas"

So Mike Myers was sent to jail for cocaine charges

Rumor has it his fellow inmates have started calling him Austin Powders

Anyone remember this from the Austin Powers commercial?

"If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."

At 26 years old. I just learned

That the Austin Powers movies are James Bond spoofs.

TLDR: The joke is my life.

If Austin Powers was a president

His name would be Rutherford B. Hayve

If the British shortbread company opened up a branch in Austin and then threw a huge party to celebrate...

...it would be a Walkers: Texas rager


You will get this if you are Dutch and listen to Post Malone

So you know how he has these nicknames, such as Home Malone, Water Malone, Post Cologne, etc.
I came up with a Dutch one:
Austin Proost.

Have y'all seen that new ice cream themed wrestler?

I love Cold Stone Steve Austin.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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