The Best 16 Austin Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Austin jokes. There are some austin roadhouse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these austin bullseye puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Austin Jokes and Puns
What do you call a WWE wrestler who works at an ice cream shop?
Cold Stone Steve Austin
My friend asked me to explain dark humor to them
I pointed at a guy sitting on a park bench and said "See that guy with no hands on the bench? Tell him to clap".
They replied "Austin, you know I'm blind", to which I replied "Exactly"
I just found out the actor who played Mini-Me in Austin Powers died.
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You guys hear about that badass wrestler that loves ice cream?
They call him Coldstone Steve Austin.
A Girl Named Texas
A girl named Texas lived with her brother Austin. The two had a father whose favorite knife of his was always left on the counter of his room. One day, Austin, being the little kid he is, grabs the knife and accidentally stabs Texas. The dad comes home from work a few hours later and sees his favorite knife missing. He then asks Austin who was alone with Texas,
"Austin, have you seen my knife"
Austin Replies
"It's Deep In The Heart of Texas"
So Mike Myers was sent to jail for cocaine charges
Rumor has it his fellow inmates have started calling him Austin Powders
At 26 years old. I just learned
That the Austin Powers movies are James Bond spoofs.
TLDR: The joke is my life.
Anyone remember this from the Austin Powers commercial?
"If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."
If Austin Powers was a president
His name would be Rutherford B. Hayve
You will get this if you are Dutch and listen to Post Malone
So you know how he has these nicknames, such as Home Malone, Water Malone, Post Cologne, etc.
I came up with a Dutch one:
Austin Proost.
If the British shortbread company opened up a branch in Austin and then threw a huge party to celebrate...
...it would be a Walkers: Texas rager
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Have y'all seen that new ice cream themed wrestler?
I love Cold Stone Steve Austin.
Cereal is safe to eat in Austin again...
The bomber is dead.
At least people in Austin don't have to worry about someone stealing their Amazon boxes.
What do Stone Cold Steve Austin and the president have in common?
Way more than they should.
What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&M student have in common?
They both applied to UT Austin
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