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Cold Stone Steve Austin
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I pointed at a guy sitting on a park bench and said "See that guy with no hands on the bench? Tell him to clap".
They replied "Austin, you know I'm blind", to which I replied "Exactly"
They call him Coldstone Steve Austin.
A girl named Texas lived with her brother Austin. The two had a father whose favorite knife of his was always left on the counter of his room. One day, Austin, being the little kid he is, grabs the knife and accidentally stabs Texas. The dad comes home from work a few hours later and sees his favorite knife missing. He then asks Austin who was alone with Texas,
"Austin, have you seen my knife"
Austin Replies
"It's Deep In The Heart of Texas"
Rumor has it his fellow inmates have started calling him Austin Powders
That the Austin Powers movies are James Bond spoofs.
TLDR: The joke is my life.
"If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."
His name would be Rutherford B. Hayve
So you know how he has these nicknames, such as Home Malone, Water Malone, Post Cologne, etc.
I came up with a Dutch one:
Austin Proost.
...it would be a Walkers: Texas rager
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I love Cold Stone Steve Austin.
The bomber is dead.
Way more than they should.
They both applied to UT Austin
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