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There is an abundance of amarillo jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 13 funniest jokes on austin. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any indianapolis witze you can hear about austin.
Cold Stone Steve Austin
Texas is trying to capitalize on the popularity of the show "Survivor" by hosting its own version.
Contestants will have to drive from Amarillo and visit checkpoints in the following cities, Lubbock - Dallas - Waco - Austin - Houston - Laredo - San Antonio - El Paso and finish back in Amarillo.
Contestants will be give a pink Saab with a bumper stickers that read, "I'm Gay, I'm Vegan, I Voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The contestant who makes it back to Amarillo alive...wins.
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They call him Coldstone Steve Austin.
I pointed at a guy sitting on a park bench and said "See that guy with no hands on the bench? Tell him to clap".
They replied "Austin, you know I'm blind", to which I replied "Exactly"
A girl named Texas lived with her brother Austin. The two had a father whose favorite knife of his was always left on the counter of his room. One day, Austin, being the little kid he is, grabs the knife and accidentally stabs Texas. The dad comes home from work a few hours later and sees his favorite knife missing. He then asks Austin who was alone with Texas,
"Austin, have you seen my knife"
Austin Replies
"It's Deep In The Heart of Texas"
Rumor has it his fellow inmates have started calling him Austin Powders
"If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."
That the Austin Powers movies are James Bond spoofs.
TLDR: The joke is my life.
His name would be Rutherford B. Hayve
...it would be a Walkers: Texas rager
So you know how he has these nicknames, such as Home Malone, Water Malone, Post Cologne, etc.
I came up with a Dutch one:
Austin Proost.
I love Cold Stone Steve Austin.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.