The Best 11 Aussies Jokes

Following is our collection of Aussies jokes which are very funny. There are some aussies kow jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aussies brits puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Aussies Jokes and Puns

From the Gallipoli campaign in World War I...

The Australians are interrogating a captured Turkish soldier, when finally poor Mehmet has a question for them.

"Why do you call God such awful names? Why do you curse Him when your soldiers go into battle?"

The Aussies were surprised. "What do you mean?"

"Well, when we Turks leap out of our trenches and charge your lines, we cry 'Allah! Allah!' But when you charge us, you shout 'Bloody BASTAAARRRDD!!!'"

Aussies dont have sex


Brits, Aussies, and Kiwis will most likely only get this:

Remember Bill and Ben, The Flowerpot Men?

One day, Bill says to Ben, "Flobadobglibglobbloobleglob!"

And Ben say, "If you loved me, you'd swallow that....."

Aussies joke, Brits, Aussies, and Kiwis will most likely only get this:

What do you get when Woolies burns down? (One for the Aussies)


Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb...

But atleast we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs.

What do Aussies call a kangaroo that lives with them?

A roommate.

3 Canadians, 5 Americans, 2 Franks, 1 Arab, 6 Brits, 4 Aussies and 2 Chinese are in line to board a plane from Texas to New York.

Who gets randomly searched?

What's an Aussies favorite kind of pie?

Boo meringue

Aussies have sex on the mind all the time...

Eh, mate?

Paddies vs. Aussies

So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They'll rob you blind. Don't you go paying them what they ask. You haggle." At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, "That'll be twenty dollars, lads." "Oh no you don't! My dad warned me about you. You'll only be getting fifteen dollars from me," says one of the men. "And you'll only be getting fifteen from me too," adds the other.

Togans, Fijiins, Kiwis, Aussies, Japanese, and Koreans..

May the fourth be with you.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aussies australia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aussies laddie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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