Aura Jokes

Following is our collection of hatred humor and glow one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aura puns for adults, dirty spell jokes or clean bluebird gags for kids.

There is an abundance of mana jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on aura. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any ethnicities witze you can hear about aura.

The Best jokes about Aura

[OC] What color is someone's aura when they're about to die?

Cyan Aura

The Japanese believe the color of a person's aura changes to cyan before they die.

Cyan-Aura

A big, tough guy walks into a bar...

Immediately seeing his massive muscles, and overall dangerous aura, everyone hushes and just stares.

"Listen punks," he growls out. "I run this bar now, and you guys are going by my rules! Everyone on the left side is an incest loving hillbilly, and everybody on the right side is a raging homosexual. Any issues?"

A scrawny, unassuming man from the right side raises a shaky hand.

"And what do YOU want?" The tough guy asks.

He replies "Well sir, what do we do if we belong on both sides?"

You guys just buy into anything big pharma tells you don't you?

You guys just buy into anything big pharma tells you don't you? i'll have you know my son was diagnosed with the measles so I placed various crystals around his bed while he slept to promote the proper aura for healing.

He's dead now but at least he's not autistic

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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