Aunty Jokes

Following is our collection of mum humor and sis one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aunty puns for adults, dirty grandad jokes or clean transgender gags for kids.

There is an abundance of monotony jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on aunty. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any uncle witze you can hear about aunty.

The Best jokes about Aunty

My dad's sister doesn't speak with anyone....

We call her Aunty Social

Little Johnny walks in on his dad having sex with his aunt.

Aunt was going up and down on his dad.When he sees little Johnny he is embarrassed and quickly tries covering up.

"So,..Son, see Aunty was ju.."

Little Johnny interrupts before dad could say further and says, "I know she was helping you flatten your tummy by going up and down, right?"

Dad is perplexed as it was the exactly what he was going to say and asks Johnny, "Right... Uhh, but how do you know?"

"Well, mommy too was helping the mailman flatten his tummy the other day."

My mother's sister is on heavy duty medication for schizophrenia.

I call her Aunty Psychotic.

Mom invited a friend from France called Soh Ciel for dinner.

She rarely talks with me because I call her Aunty Soh Ciel.

Why is John Snow a confident poker player?

Because he just upped the aunty.


Wife: Hello, where are you?

Husband: In office, & you?

Wife: In restaurant, 2 tables behind you!
The kids are asking who is that aunty with daddy?

My father's sister does everything in a roundabout way.

We call her Aunty Clockwise.

My uncles wife is a sex therapist. (Possibly NSFW?)

I call her Aunty climax.

Which Jewish family member finishes all arguments?

...Aunty Semitic

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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