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I mean, didn't they get bored?
I asked my 32 uncles and aunts, but they didn't know either.
Aunts in his pants...
Seriously, how low can you get.
What else would you expect with aunts in your pants?
They stopped when I started doing the same at funerals.
When I was younger,I had to attend many a wedding with my parents. Every single time, my aunts and other older relatives used to poke me with a smirk and tell me "You're next.".
They only stopped after I started doing the same thing with them at funerals.
An obese woman goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes diet and exercise. The woman says, "Doctor, you don't understand. My mother is obese. My father is obese. My sister is obese. My brother is obese. My aunts are obese. Obesity runs in my family. " The doctor replies, "It sounds like nobody runs in your family."
An insurance officer comes to a farm and meets Little Johnny and asks,
"Hello, are your parents home by any chance?"
Little Johnny: "My parents were run over by the tractor ..."
Insurance officer: "Really? That's awful! Are your siblings at home?"
Little Johnny: "Run over by the tractor ..."
Insurance officer: "Oh my God! That's terrible! Are your grandparents or your uncles or aunts or any of your relatives at home?"
Little Johnny: "No! All of them run over by the tractor ..."
Insurance officer: "What are you doing all day then?"
Little Johnny: "Drive the tractor!"
...that quickly stopped when I started to ask them the same question at funerals
i don't know why but this question was never answered by anyone from my 17 aunts and uncles.
My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, Well Shashank? Do you think you'll be next?
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We've settled this quickly once I've started doing the same to them at funerals.
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He had aunts in his pants
...it was the department of fine aunts.
I've Got Aunts in my Pants.
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He has aunts in his pants,
So I listed my single uncles on dating websites. "You want aunts? That's how you get aunts."
It's a very niece market.
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