Auntie Jokes
39 auntie jokes and hilarious auntie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about auntie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover a wealth of hilarious auntie jokes from around the world. From Native American aunties to rez aunties to your favorite Gramma and Gramps, these auntie jokes will have you chuckling with laughter.
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Funniest Auntie Short Jokes
Short auntie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The auntie humour may include short aunt uncle jokes also.
- My family's surname is depressant, we all share a bleak outlook on life. Except for my auntie.
- I expected a joke about my mother's sister to be funny and it actually wasn't. It was an auntie-joke.
- I find it really awkward that my Grandparents named my Dad's sister "Vaccine"... I'm embarrassed to tell people that she's Auntie Vax.
- What's the difference between Vitamin C and your mother's sister wetting her pants? One's an antioxidant and the other's an auntie accident.
- I'm gonna name my daughter Vaccine... That way she will have to explain to her nieces and nephews why she is Auntie Vax.
- What do you call a dyslexic small town spinster who takes justice into her own hands? A Village-Auntie
- My mother's sister is on heavy duty medication for schizophrenia. I call her Aunty Psychotic.
- I come from a family of scientists who share the surname 'Matter.' We all get along, just like the particles we study. Except for my Auntie Matter.
- I suffer from depression, but my aunt, who dotes on me, always knows how to cheer me up you could say she's the perfect auntie-dote to my misery
- Kid: why is my cousin named Diamond? Mother: because your auntie really loves diamonds
Kid: well what about my name?
Mother: never mind about that Richard.
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Auntie One Liners
Which auntie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with auntie? I can suggest the ones about uncle and niece.
- My dad's sister doesn't speak with anyone.... We call her Aunty Social
- What's the healthier, sister version of a dad bod? An auntie-body.
- My auntie has a traditional remedy for Tourette's. She swears by it.
- My father's sister is obsessed with killing germs, we call her Auntie Bacterial.
- Why did Jesus's nieces and nephews hate his wife? Because she was the Aunty Christ.
- My mom's sister doesn't get Corona. She has an auntie body.
- Why did Uncle Sam get a divorce? His wife was Auntie America.
- What family member cannot stand 9.8 meters per second? 'Auntie' Gravity.
- What role does Queen Latiff play in The Equalizer? A vigil-aunty.
- As an MD, I gave my mother's sister a flu shot. Does that make me an auntie-vaxxer?
- What do you call it when your mom's sister is acting like Jesus? The Auntie-Christ
- Why is John Snow a confident poker player? Because he just upped the aunty.
- My auntie has been eating soil for years... Really keeps her grounded
- What name did Jesus go by during his cross dressing phase? Auntie-Christ
- My father's sister does everything in a roundabout way. We call her Aunty Clockwise.

Playful Auntie Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about auntie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grandma jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make auntie pranks.
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If Jesus had a s**... change, what would their nieces and nephews call them?
Auntie Christ
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Auntie, what's diplomacy?
It's how you tell someone to go to h**... in a way that makes them look forward to the trip.
My dad's sister is a geriatric nurse.
With Covid her life has been crazy busy over the past year. She has seen far too many patients die. Now that we have the vaccine she's very excited and gets borderline preachy on why we should all get vaccinated. She talks about it non-stop. It's annoying!
It's like she's become Auntie Vaxx!
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Had an issue with how the latest season of Game of Thrones ended:
Bit of an auntie c**... don't you think?
Did you hear about the auntie who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster?
She kept popping out of bed
Whenever I'm afraid of Corona, I remind myself of my mom's six sisters.
So many auntie bodies...
I just opened a Christmas card and a yorkshire pudding fell out..
Gotta love my Auntie Bessie
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My auntie gave me a n**... Banana Calender 2018 for Christmas..
I just don't see the apeel.
I've got a hot auntie that works for the electric board.
Do you wanna meter?
Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?
The Auntie Christ.
What family member do God and the Devil have in common?
Their auntie Thesis!
None of my uncles are Jewish
But I do have an Auntie Semite
inbreeding
Recent levels of inbreeding in the world have fallen.
Time to up the auntie
