Following is our collection of gramps humor and cousin one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Auntie puns for adults, dirty semitic jokes or clean minetti gags for kids.
There is an abundance of boll jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 25 funniest jokes on auntie. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sister witze you can hear about auntie.
...it's about upping the auntie
A little black kid covered himself with baby powder and ran up to his mom screaming, "Mama, mama! Look, I'm white!". His mom was very upset and gave him a spanking and told him, "Go and tell your auntie what you told me!"
So he ran up to his auntie and said "Auntie, auntie! Look, I'm white!" His auntie got even angrier and belted him, and said "Go and tell your grandmother what you just told me"
So he ran up to his grandmother and said "Grandma, grandma! Look, I'm white". She got even angrier and beat him harder than both his mom and aunt combined.
After she was done, she asked him, "So what have you learned from this?"
And the kid responded, "I've only been white for about ten minutes and I already hate black people".
Except for my auntie.
She swears by it.
we call her Auntie Bacterial.
She has an auntie body.
"Can i have some tampax please"
the man says
"sure thing are they for your mother?"
Kid says
"No"
Man says
"for your sister?"
Kid looks bemused and again says
"no"
The man with a confused look says
"well why do you want them?"
Kid says
"on the advert it says you can swim run and ride a bike in them and i cannot do any of those things so thought i would give them a try"
P.s it is an old joke and probably been on here already but idk, my auntie told it me when i was a kid so...
His wife was Auntie America.
Except for my Auntie Matter.
Bit of an auntie climax don't you think?
Mother: because your auntie really loves diamonds
Kid: well what about my name?
Mother: never mind about that Richard.
She kept popping out of bed
So many auntie bodies...
His mother replies "because your auntie loves Diamonds"
He replies "what about me?"
She responds "enough question Richard"
Really keeps her grounded
I just don't see the apeel.
The Auntie Christ.
Do you wanna meter?
He now only takes auntie depressants.
—your Auntie jumped out the way.
Because it's auntie ista mean!
Recent levels of inbreeding in the world have fallen.
Time to up the auntie
Gotta love my Auntie Bessie
Their auntie Thesis!
But I do have an Auntie Semite
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.