Following is our collection of funny Auntie jokes. There are some auntie cousin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these auntie minetti puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
...it's about upping the auntie
Except for my auntie.
We call her Auntie Semite
Auntie Christ
She swears by it.
we call her Auntie Bacterial.
She has an auntie body.
I'm embarrassed to tell people that she's Auntie Vax.
It's how you tell someone to go to hell in a way that makes them look forward to the trip.
That way she will have to explain to her nieces and nephews why she is Auntie Vax.
With Covid her life has been crazy busy over the past year. She has seen far too many patients die. Now that we have the vaccine she's very excited and gets borderline preachy on why we should all get vaccinated. She talks about it non-stop. It's annoying!
It's like she's become Auntie Vaxx!
You can explore auntie gramps reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean auntie semitic dad jokes. There are also auntie puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
His wife was Auntie America.
Except for my Auntie Matter.
Bit of an auntie climax don't you think?
Mother: because your auntie really loves diamonds
Kid: well what about my name?
Mother: never mind about that Richard.
She kept popping out of bed
So many auntie bodies...
His mother replies "because your auntie loves Diamonds"
He replies "what about me?"
She responds "enough question Richard"
Really keeps her grounded
Gotta love my Auntie Bessie
I just don't see the apeel.
Do you wanna meter?
The Auntie Christ.
Their auntie Thesis!
But I do have an Auntie Semite
Recent levels of inbreeding in the world have fallen.
Time to up the auntie
He now only takes auntie depressants.
—your Auntie jumped out the way.
Because it's auntie ista mean!
Its hard to believe I have a relative who is auntie semitic.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the auntie boll jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working auntie sister piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.