Auntie Jokes

Funniest Auntie Short Jokes

Short auntie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The auntie humour may include short aunt uncle jokes also.

1. My family's surname is depressant, we all share a bleak outlook on life. Except for my auntie.
2. I expected a joke about my mother's sister to be funny and it actually wasn't. It was an auntie-joke.
3. I find it really awkward that my Grandparents named my Dad's sister "Vaccine"... I'm embarrassed to tell people that she's Auntie Vax.
4. What's the difference between Vitamin C and your mother's sister wetting her pants? One's an antioxidant and the other's an auntie accident.
5. I'm gonna name my daughter Vaccine... That way she will have to explain to her nieces and nephews why she is Auntie Vax.
6. What do you call a dyslexic small town spinster who takes justice into her own hands? A Village-Auntie
7. My mother's sister is on heavy duty medication for schizophrenia. I call her Aunty Psychotic.
8. I come from a family of scientists who share the surname 'Matter.' We all get along, just like the particles we study. Except for my Auntie Matter.
9. I suffer from depression, but my aunt, who dotes on me, always knows how to cheer me up you could say she's the perfect auntie-dote to my misery
10. Kid: why is my cousin named Diamond? Mother: because your auntie really loves diamonds
    Kid: well what about my name?
    Mother: never mind about that Richard.

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Auntie One Liners

Which auntie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with auntie? I can suggest the ones about uncle and niece.

1. My dad's sister doesn't speak with anyone.... We call her Aunty Social
2. What's the healthier, sister version of a dad bod? An auntie-body.
3. My auntie has a traditional remedy for Tourette's. She swears by it.
4. My father's sister is obsessed with killing germs, we call her Auntie Bacterial.
5. Why did Jesus's nieces and nephews hate his wife? Because she was the Aunty Christ.
6. My mom's sister doesn't get Corona. She has an auntie body.
7. Why did Uncle Sam get a divorce? His wife was Auntie America.
8. What family member cannot stand 9.8 meters per second? 'Auntie' Gravity.
9. What role does Queen Latiff play in The Equalizer? A vigil-aunty.
10. As an MD, I gave my mother's sister a flu shot. Does that make me an auntie-vaxxer?
11. What do you call it when your mom's sister is acting like Jesus? The Auntie-Christ
12. Why is John Snow a confident poker player? Because he just upped the aunty.
13. My auntie has been eating soil for years... Really keeps her grounded
14. What name did Jesus go by during his cross dressing phase? Auntie-Christ
15. My father's sister does everything in a roundabout way. We call her Aunty Clockwise.

Playful Auntie Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about auntie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grandma jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make auntie pranks.