Following is our collection of August jokes which are very funny. There are some august feb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these august augustus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
I got a really good deal because I bought it before it was cool.
Septembrus
A guy had an abusive girlfriend named Lorraine. Lorraine didn't know her boyfriend was cheating on her with a lovely girl named Clearly. In August Lorraine died. At the funeral, People wondered why the guy wasn't sad,and why he was so happy.
When they asked him why he was so happy at the funeral he sang....
" I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone !"
August Kekulé
I thought it was the month before. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that...
I get back in August.
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
He responded with June, July, and August
You can explore august apr reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean august oct dad jokes. There are also august puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
The last one was a bit 08/15 in my opinion
I am getting married on 31st august and she is on 31st october :(
Because it's August.
I told him I'm a trendsetter, I wear sweatshirts before its cool.
A leotard
A leotard.
June, July, and August.
It's easy I had all presents wrapped and hidden in the attic since August, my girlfriend is going to love her new puppy
August 30, 1997, 11:49pm - [Paris]
Woah! Princess Diana just waved and smiled at me from her car! What are the odds!
The day Rice Krispies were invented.
Dear Justing Bieber Haters, Please respect him... I owe my life to Justin. Last August 16,2016 I was in coma for 2 months due to a terrible car accident.
One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song. So I got up.. And I turned off the radio.
The August 1945 atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Me in August, and her in November.
A: Worst date I've been on was August 13th. Remind me to never stand on a calendar again.
Or are Julying to me?
:)
When you show up at someone's door at night in August with a mask on, you get better stuff.
August 6th.
Because of two reasons:
July and August ...
you were fat in August.
But it expires in August.
The mom answers:
\- Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy.
Because the pride goeth before the fall.
Don't July to me!
Hiroshima, August 6th 1945
Mom: They are cheaper than chemotherapy.
It's now three hours later, the police are annoyed and she *still* won't say where she got them...
Are we buying school supplies come August or more alcohol and weed?
But remember, 50% off fast food restaurants for the month of August. Help the economy
This year flu by............................
I'm not surprised though, she kicked me out last August.
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We suggest to use only working august dec piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.