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Cheeky Augmentation Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

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Me and my wife came to an agreement. She would let me get a tattoo if I let her get a breast augmentation

t**... for tat you could say

Microsoft had the Holo-lens, Google had Google Glass..

Apple missed the opportunity to create augmented reality glasses and call them iBrowse

After decades of marriage, a woman tells her husband that she wants breast implants...

The husband tells her that breast augmentation surgery is too expensive and that they should try to find some alternatives.
"Well, what would you suggest?" asks the wife.
The husband responds, "At least once per day, you should take a w**... of paper and slide it between your b**.... If you do it long enough, your b**... will get bigger."
"How the h**... is that supposed to give me bigger t**...??" she exclaims.
"Well, it's worked for your a**..., hasn't it?"

My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died.

I regret not being there the moment he took his last breast.

How much was Texas Instruments fined when they were caught offering free breast augmentation procedures to employees?

$5,318,008

Apple has announced new hardware that mounts directly to your forehead and lets you surf the internet using augmented reality glasses.

It's called the iBrowser

I asked a friend why she did a lip augmentation again.

She said *bo look bepper*.


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