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The taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand
The taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an auditor to investigate him.
Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bundaberg r**... and a dozen Crown Lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."
Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."
Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?"
What do you call someone without enough personality to be an accountant?
An auditor
An Auditor was found sleeping with his client
He was guilty of inside her trading
Two auditors came to my house today.
I said I wouldn't pay them taxes because my money was my own.
Then they told me it was all the irs.
Where do auditors go to do their time?
The house of corrections.
(OC) What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?
Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.
A synagogue is being audited by the IRS
The auditor was really eager to catch the Rabbi with wasting charity funds.
Auditor - what do you do with the candle drippings?
Rabbi - we collect it and send it back to the candle company. Every once in a while, they send us back new candles.
Auditor - when you're finished eating your matza, what do you do with the crumbs?
Rabbi - we collect it and send it back to the company and every once in a while, they send us back some matza meal.
Auditor - when you perform a circumcision, what do you do with the f**...?
Rabbi - we collect them and send them back to Washington. Every once in a while they send us back an auditor!
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