Auditorium Jokes
7 auditorium jokes and hilarious auditorium puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about auditorium that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good auditorium joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An old actor has trouble getting work due to failing memory...
After contacting many people that he worked with in the past , he is finally able to land a job in a popular new Broadway play. The director tells him its only one line at the beginning of the play, but it is a very important line. It sets the mood for the rest of the play. It is ESSENTIAL he nails the line. The old actor emphasizes that he will nail it. The director reluctantly agrees and proceeds to tell him his role. You will take a beautiful rose, bring it to your nose and take a deep breath and say the following line: *Ah, the sweet scent of my mistress…* That's it. Do not screw this up! The old actor thanks him 10 times over and proceeds to practice for the next 2 weeks nonstop.
Opening night comes. It's a sold out theater. He takes to the stage, spotlight on him. He raises his hand, takes a deep breath and says the line perfectly * Ah, the sweet scent of my mistress… * Just after the line is delivered the auditorium burst into laughter. He walks off the stage distraught. I don't get it. I nailed the line perfectly. What happened? The director looks at him and yells YOU IDIOT! YOU FORGOT THE FLOWER!
Mind Your Words...
In a packed auditorium, a hypnotist hypnotized the whole audience with a Pendulum.
Suddenly, the Pendulum fell down.
He said "s**..."...
It took 3 Days to clean the whole auditorium...
At a hypnosis show
A hypnotist was hypnotising a group of people in an auditorium using a pendulum.
Suddenly, the pendulum fell and the hypnotist said "s**...!"
And it took three days to clean the hall.
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience.
The sound from a pigeon does not do this, the reason is a coo sticks.
The sound from an orchestra on stage is designed to bounce around the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a Pigeon on stage does not do this...
The reason is a Coo sticks....
sorry, ill see my way out...
Why can't you hear a pigeon throughout a whole auditorium?
Because a coo sticks
My friend was giving a speech on the benefits of communism at an auditorium
But he kept Stalin
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