Following is our collection of funny Auditorium jokes. There are some auditorium trance jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these auditorium comedian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
In a packed auditorium, a hypnotist hypnotized the whole audience with a Pendulum.
Suddenly, the Pendulum fell down.
He said "SHIT"...
It took 3 Days to clean the whole auditorium...
A hypnotist was hypnotising a group of people in an auditorium using a pendulum.
Suddenly, the pendulum fell and the hypnotist said "Shit!"
And it took three days to clean the hall.
The reason is a Coo sticks....
sorry, ill see my way out...
Because a coo sticks
But he kept Stalin
"W-w-what was that??" asked one of the staff.
"Relax," said the manager, "it's just phantom power."
He sits down in the front row and a janitor walks by. The janitor turns to the caveman and says, "Hey, the anthropology lecture doesn't start for another hour. You're early, man."
I just found out my wife is a natural auditorium.
The reason is a coo sticks.
I said "Don't worry, it builds character"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the auditorium stage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working auditorium magistrate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.