The Best 10 Auditorium Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Auditorium jokes. There are some auditorium trance jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these auditorium comedian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Auditorium Jokes and Puns

Mind Your Words...

In a packed auditorium, a hypnotist hypnotized the whole audience with a Pendulum.
Suddenly, the Pendulum fell down.
He said "SHIT"...
It took 3 Days to clean the whole auditorium...

At a hypnosis show

A hypnotist was hypnotising a group of people in an auditorium using a pendulum.

Suddenly, the pendulum fell and the hypnotist said "Shit!"

And it took three days to clean the hall.

The sound from an orchestra on stage is designed to bounce around the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a Pigeon on stage does not do this...

The reason is a Coo sticks....


sorry, ill see my way out...

Why can't you hear a pigeon throughout a whole auditorium?

Because a coo sticks

My friend was giving a speech on the benefits of communism at an auditorium

But he kept Stalin


After a concert at an old auditorium, the microphones started picking up whispers that weren't there...

"W-w-what was that??" asked one of the staff.

"Relax," said the manager, "it's just phantom power."

A caveman walks into an auditorium

He sits down in the front row and a janitor walks by. The janitor turns to the caveman and says, "Hey, the anthropology lecture doesn't start for another hour. You're early, man."

HELLO.Hello.hello

I just found out my wife is a natural auditorium.

The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.

The reason is a coo sticks.

My sister was in a school play with an auditorium that was packed. My mom said with how hot it was, it's going to be tough for the actors.

I said "Don't worry, it builds character"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the auditorium stage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working auditorium magistrate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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