Auditorium Jokes

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There is an abundance of stage jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on auditorium. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any magistrate witze you can hear about auditorium.

The Best jokes about Auditorium

Why can't you hear a pigeon throughout a whole auditorium?

Because a coo sticks

My friend was giving a speech on the benefits of communism at an auditorium

But he kept Stalin

After a concert at an old auditorium, the microphones started picking up whispers that weren't there...

"W-w-what was that??" asked one of the staff.


"Relax," said the manager, "it's just phantom power."

A caveman walks into an auditorium

He sits down in the front row and a janitor walks by. The janitor turns to the caveman and says, "Hey, the anthropology lecture doesn't start for another hour. You're early, man."

HELLO.Hello.hello

I just found out my wife is a natural auditorium.


The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.

The reason is a coo sticks.

My sister was in a school play with an auditorium that was packed. My mom said with how hot it was, it's going to be tough for the actors.

I said "Don't worry, it builds character"

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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