The Best 5 Auditor Jokes

Following is our collection of Auditor jokes which are very funny. There are some auditor examiner jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these auditor deckhand puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

The taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand

The taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an auditor to investigate him.

Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bundaberg rum and a dozen Crown Lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."

Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?"

An Auditor was found sleeping with his client

He was guilty of inside her trading

Two auditors came to my house today.

I said I wouldn't pay them taxes because my money was my own.

Then they told me it was all the irs.

Where do auditors go to do their time?

The house of corrections.

(OC) What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the auditor foreskins jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working auditor audit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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