The Best 33 Audition Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Audition jokes. There are some audition applicants jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Audition Jokes and Puns
Sean Connery's New Job
Sean Connery's agent calls him up and says "I've got an audition for you tomorrow about 10ish"
Sean says "Great! I'll bring my racket"
A man goes to audition for an anchor position at a local tv station
A man goes to the television station auditioning for an anchor position.
He sits down in front of the camera and begins, soon it is obvious that he has a terrible stutter, and hisleft eye continuously winks.
The producer says, "Thank you for your audition, we'll let you know."
The man says, "W-w-wait a moment, I c-c-can fix this."
He opens his breifcase, and about 200 condoms fall out, he digs deeper and pulls out a bottle of aspitin.
He take a single aspirin, and then re-reads his copy perfectly, his wink having vanished.
The producer is dumbfounded, and he says, "Thanks fantastic, but what's with the condoms?"
The man says, "This is what they give you if you stutter and wink and ask for aspirin at the pharmacy.
A man heard a talk show was looking for people with unusual talents
When he showed up to audition for the segment the talk show host asked him what talent he was going to perform. The man explained "I imitate birds." The talk show host laughed, waving him away saying "thousands of people can imitate birds. We want something nobody has ever seen before." The man shrugged, flapped his arms, and flew away.
my black friend just got denied an interview for a job. they told him straight up they wouldn't hire a black man.
I said in disbelief, "which company was that? we must report them!"
he replied, "It was an audition for the role of Queen Elizabeth"
Why was the baguette excited for his audition?
He heard he might be playing a big roll
Little Billy started playing organ when he was 5
Little Billy started playing organ when he was 5. He practiced and practiced every day. He had heard of this orchestra from his town that was really hard to get accepted into. This made him want to practice and practice even more. He even got private lessons with a skilled organist. Finally, the day came. He went to the audition room and started to play, but no sound would come out. The organ was broken. The judge immediately arranged for another organ. As Billy began to play, the organ also creaked and then ceased to make a sound. The judge arranged for yet another organ for Billy, but that one broke down as well. The judge suddenly collapsed to the ground.
At the hospital, the doctors pronounced the judge dead and performed an autopsy.
"The cause of death appears to be multiple organ failure."
What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast
What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
I auditioned for a TV show for people with broken bones.
I didn't make the cast.
What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?
"Just go in there and be yourself."
I practised my sweeping and tapping for a Mary Poppins audition...
I didn't get the part. They said I used too much distortion.
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I had a bad audition...
...but I acted like I didn't care.
I auditioned for a role in Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Unfortunately, I was a white male.
TIL Ronda Rousey tried for a part in Gone in 60 Seconds.
Her audition was 12 seconds too short.
I auditioned to be on "The Biggest Loser"...
They told me "you win"
I tried to audition for a movie about emos
but I didn't make the cut
I always wanted to become the world's youngest Elvis impersonator. My childhood was nonstop guitar practice voice training and dance class. I went to countless auditions before ever hitting puberty My performance was flawless but every time but every audition ended the same way...
... they looked me right in my face & said sorry kid you don't have the Chops.
I auditioned for a musical about the periodic table
I got the lead role!
I auditioned for the joker role for a Batman movie ..
I did not get it because they thought I was too funny.
A 14 year old agoraphobic kid had to audition..
For Louis C.K in a tiny room. He found it pretty uncomfortable but at least it wasn't Spacey.
Did you hear about Tom Hiddleston's secret audition to be in the next Marvel movie? Apparently he dropped his voice an octave to throw the casting director off balance...
He was auditioning as a low key, low-key, Loki.
Arnold Schwarzenegger gets a call from his agent...
Who tells him that an up-and-coming director is looking for German- and Austrian-born actors for a movie.
"It's a little different than the stuff you're known for," the agent says, "It's a period piece about classical music composers. Should I arrange an audition?"
"There is no need," Arnold says. "I'll be Bach."
An actor had been struggling to find work . . .
He would get repeatedly rejected from every audition. One day he tried out for a role as a vampire. The casting director told him he had never seen anyone suck so bad.
At the audition for the composers movie, why did Stallone say he'd be Beethoven?
Because Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach!"
I auditioned to be on the remake of "Snow White"
but i was turned away as i wasn't on the short list
What did the producer say after seeing Caitlyn Jenner's audition for a Marvel movie role?
"Cast her as the Hulk. She's been Bruce before."
I tried to audition for the part of a tree in a school play...
But they told me my acting was wooden.
Breaking a leg during an audition
ensures that you end up in the cast.
I failed my audition as Amy Schumer
I told an actual joke.
Was auditioning a gutiar player for my thrash metal band the other day and he gave me his phone number.
His number was (000)-000-0000.
After experiencing Lethargy for almost 2 months now.........
I think I'm ready to audition for "American Idle "
I auditioned for the WWE a few years ago
I auditioned for the WWE a few years ago under the wrestling name 'Paperman'.
I failed to get in though.
At the time Dwayne Johnson was the champion, and the bosses didn't want me beating him.
Why do people say "break a leg" before an audition?
It's so that they'll end up in a cast.
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