Audit Jokes

Funniest Audit Short Jokes

Short audit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The audit humour may include short inspection jokes also.

1. Why do people say "break a leg" before an audition? It's so that they'll end up in a cast.
2. Why did the winter solstice audition for a singing competition? It wanted to show off its "illuminating" voice.
3. Sean Connery's New Job Sean Connery's agent calls him up and says "I've got an audition for you tomorrow about 10ish"
   Sean says "Great! I'll bring my racket"
4. A former doctor broke his leg while auditioning for a play. Fortunately, he could still make the cast.
5. I decided to audition for the middle earth Church Bell Ringers Society. It's not difficult to join, as they have but one rule to ring them all:
   Toll keenly.
6. After experiencing Lethargy for almost 2 months now......... I think I'm ready to audition for "American Idle "
7. What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter? Shirley you can't be Sirius.
8. I've been holding auditions for actors to play a new Fantastic Four team this afternoon... ... it's so stressful.
   It's just been one Thing after another.
9. I auditioned to be on the remake of "Snow White" but i was turned away as i wasn't on the short list
10. What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast

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Audit One Liners

Which audit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with audit? I can suggest the ones about checker and review.

1. I auditioned for a musical about the periodic table I got the lead role!
2. A doctor broke his leg while auditioning for a play. He made the cast.
3. I've really got to stop being so anti-semitic... or else I'm going to get audited soon
4. Stevie Wonder should be on The Voice He'd probably kill the blind auditions.
5. I auditioned for a TV show for people with broken bones. I didn't make the cast.
6. I auditioned to be on "The Biggest Loser"... They told me "you win"
7. Sherlock Holmes got audited by the IRS. He had too many deductions.
8. I had a bad audition... ...but I acted like I didn't care.
9. Why was the baguette excited for his audition? He heard he might be playing a big roll
10. Did you hear about the scissor that auditioned? He didn't make the cut.
11. What did britney spears say when she got a letter from the IRS? "Oops, audited again"
12. I tried to audition for a movie about emos but I didn't make the cut
13. I failed my audition as Amy Schumer I told an actual joke.
14. Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
15. Breaking a leg during an audition ensures that you end up in the cast.

Irs Audit Jokes

Here is a list of funny irs audit jokes and even better irs audit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• At the IRS audit IRS: According to your tax return you claim got money for nothin' & checks for free.
  Taxpayer: Am I in trouble for that?
  IRS: We'd say you're in dire straits.
• Want to get an idea how important you are during a government shutdown? IRS REFUND department: Non-essential
  IRS Audit department.: Essential
• Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party? They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.
• What's the difference between an IRS audit and prison r**...? In prison, you have a chance at getting a reach around

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