The Best 22 Audit Jokes

Following is our collection of Audit jokes which are very funny. There are some audit examine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these audit irs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Audit Jokes and Puns

The blonde's password

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

I auditioned for the WWE a few years ago

I auditioned for the WWE a few years ago under the wrestling name 'Paperman'.

I failed to get in though.

At the time Dwayne Johnson was the champion, and the bosses didn't want me beating him.

I auditioned for a musical about the periodic table

I got the lead role!

I auditioned for a TV show for people with broken bones.

I didn't make the cast.

I auditioned to be on "The Biggest Loser"...

They told me "you win"


What's the difference between an IRS audit and prison rape?

In prison, you have a chance at getting a reach around

I auditioned to be on the remake of "Snow White"

but i was turned away as i wasn't on the short list

An Auditor was found sleeping with his client

He was guilty of inside her trading

I tried to audition for a movie about emos

but I didn't make the cut

At the IRS audit

IRS: According to your tax return you claim got money for nothin' & checks for free.

Taxpayer: Am I in trouble for that?

IRS: We'd say you're in dire straits.

Sherlock Holmes faced a tax audit because...

all his clever deductions made the tax office very suspicious.

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Was auditioning a gutiar player for my thrash metal band the other day and he gave me his phone number.

His number was (000)-000-0000.

Two auditors came to my house today.

I said I wouldn't pay them taxes because my money was my own.

Then they told me it was all the irs.

I tried to audition for the part of a tree in a school play...

But they told me my acting was wooden.

I auditioned for a role in Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Unfortunately, I was a white male.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Want to get an idea how important you are during a government shutdown?

IRS REFUND department: Non-essential
IRS Audit department.: Essential

Where do auditors go to do their time?

The house of corrections.

At the audition for the composers movie, why did Stallone say he'd be Beethoven?

Because Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach!"


I auditioned for the joker role for a Batman movie ..

I did not get it because they thought I was too funny.

A Mormon walks into a bar

and says, "I'm with the Utah Liquor Control Department, prepare for a fifteen hour compliance audit."

(OC) What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

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