Audiophile Jokes

Following is our collection of robotic humor and bose one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Audiophile puns for adults, dirty earphones jokes or clean system gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Audiophile

Good Sound

An mp3 file was relaxing on his couch at home, when his wife comes up to him.

Wife: "Honey, could you explain this charge for $600?"
Mp3: "Oh, thats for a new set of headphones."
Wife: "For $600??? How could you spend that much?"
Mp3: "But the sound quality is really good!"
Wife: "SO YOU SPENT $600 FOR GOOD SOUND??"


Mp3 shrugs his shoulders. "What can I say? I'm an audiophile"

What did the FLAC say?

I'm an audiophile

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What do audiophiles like listening to?

Audio files.

Consult an audiophile before buying new headphones

Their reasoning is pretty sound


My cousin is a total audiophile...

He came as soon as he heard

What did the audiophile premature ejaculator say when he arrived at the scene of the emergency?

"I came as soon as I heard!"

I joined a series of audiophile cults.

We're all obviously into aural sects.

I told my audiophile friends I listen to MP3's

I got some .flac for that.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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