The Best 10 Audiophile Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Audiophile jokes. There are some audiophile bose jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these audiophile system puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Audiophile Jokes and Puns

Good Sound

An mp3 file was relaxing on his couch at home, when his wife comes up to him.

Wife: "Honey, could you explain this charge for $600?"
Mp3: "Oh, thats for a new set of headphones."
Wife: "For $600??? How could you spend that much?"
Mp3: "But the sound quality is really good!"
Wife: "SO YOU SPENT $600 FOR GOOD SOUND??"

Mp3 shrugs his shoulders. "What can I say? I'm an audiophile"

What did the FLAC say?

I'm an audiophile

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Audiophile joke, What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

What do audiophiles like listening to?

Audio files.

Consult an audiophile before buying new headphones

Their reasoning is pretty sound


I joined a series of audiophile cults.

We're all obviously into aural sects.

My cousin is a total audiophile...

He came as soon as he heard

Audiophile joke, My cousin is a total audiophile...

I told my audiophile friends I listen to MP3's

I got some .flac for that.

What did the audiophile premature ejaculator say when he arrived at the scene of the emergency?

"I came as soon as I heard!"

I love storing music on a computer.

I guess you could say I'm an audiophile.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the audiophile boombox jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working audiophile hdtv piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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