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59 audio jokes and hilarious audio puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about audio that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Audio Jokes

Short audio jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The audio humour may include short music jokes also.

  1. There are hundreds of features on a brand-new BMW; heated seats, bluetooth audio, laser-headlights, etc... Which among them goes completely ignored? The turn signals.
  2. I have to say, I prefer audio books to written books I don't know why. I guess they just really speak to me.
  3. You listen to an audio book that is 8 hours of silence. At the very end, the narrator says Oh, aloud?
  4. I asked my girlfriend for an audio book, but she got me an encyclopedia instead. That speaks volumes.
  5. I was having issues getting my phone audio to connect to my car stereo So I changed the name of my device to "Titanic".
    Now its syncing.
  6. I'm at a Mexican electronics store and the clerk asked me what kind of cables I was looking for. I told him, "Audios."
    He left and hasn't come back since.
  7. I lost my moms audiobook I lost my moms expensive audio book,
    I'll never hear the end Of it
  8. What do you call an anti-aircraft gun that shoots high-quality digital audio files? A .flac gun
  9. The Nokia 3310 was ahead of its time... Dust proof, water proof, had a nearly infinite battery life, indestructible, AND no audio jack!
  10. What do sound engineers say when they leave? Audios

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about audio can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of audio puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Audio One Liners

Which audio one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with audio? I can suggest the ones about songs and video.

  1. I have a polish friend who is an audio engineer and a Czech one too. Czech one too.
  2. What did the Mexican say when he left the recording studio? Audios.
  3. How to audio files say hi to one another? They just .wav
  4. TIL Merriam-Webster's audio pronunciation of "gullible" says "Guilty" instead.
  5. My audio editor keeps shutting down unexpectedly while I'm working. The Audacity.
  6. Eh, the audio book was good. But it wasn't really a page turner.
  7. How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography? "Dear Reader"
  8. If you're having any kind of problem, ask an audio engineer They always give sound advice
  9. Someone broke into my car and stole my speakers. It was grand theft audio.
  10. What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm? OGG
  11. How do you milk a sheep and make a profit? Remove the audio jack
  12. What do audiophiles like listening to? Audio files.
  13. Amazon needs a new app An audio book app with sign language. We'll call it *inAudible*.
  14. I can't believe my computer has the audacity to edit audio
  15. What's a Star Wars fan's least favorite type of audio file? A .midichlorian

Audio Engineer Jokes

Here is a list of funny audio engineer jokes and even better audio engineer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My audio engineer messed up my tracks. He's gonna get a lot of FLAC for it.
  • Why do audio engineers only count to 2? Because you lift on 3.
  • I know a woman who has a f**... for audio engineers. She's obsessed with aural s**....
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Playful Audio Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about audio you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean sound jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make audio prank.

Those cheap Beats headphones might be fakes! Here's how to tell.

Connect headphones to a decent audio source. Play any music. Listen closely to the music.
1. Note the nuances of the bass. Is it clean and well-defined?
2. Are the high frequencies nice and crisp?
3. Pay attention to the mid-range frequencies - are they balanced with the high and low frequencies?
If you answered YES to any of the above steps - sorry, you were ripped off!

I bought a book about knots...

I was hoping for an audio book, but apparently all the narrators kept getting tongue tied.

What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI

I tried to make a living mixing audio files to the left and right

...but it didn't really pan out.

I recently found an audio bible narrated by James Earl Jones

Overall it was good, though the book of Luke seemed a bit forced

An .mp3 file and a .jpg file were out on a date...

The .jpg says, "I love high-fidelity music!" The .mp3 says, "Really? I'm an audio file too!"

Went to an Audiologist and got hearing aids.

Turns out all those years of phone s**... caught up with me.

I'm trying to remember that movie where the golden retriever becomes an audio technician...

Was it... Ear Bud?

Someone broke into my car but only took the stereo system.

It was grand theft audio.

I'm opening a store that only sells vaults for storing valuable items and high fidelity audio equipment

It's called Safe and Sound.

An audio technician becomes a comedian

An audio technician is on stage at an open mic night in a comedy club.
He seems to be absolutely crushing the audience with witty and outrageous jokes.
At the end of his time he gets to do a mic drop.
That was the last night he ever did comedy.
The feedback ruined it.

Blonde dies on a bus listening to music..

The audio was telling her to breath but she hit pause on accident.

For a school video project, I was partnered with the class b**...

Wanting it to be finished as soon as possible, I told her that I would do most of the project as long as she would stay out of my way. I then realized that my computer was undergoing repairs so I asked her if she had any audio editing software. And let me tell you,
This b**... had the Audacity.

Someone just stole my audio software. It was free, but I can't believe them.

The Audacity of that b**....

What do two audiophiles do when they celebrate?

They Hi-Fi

What is an audiologist ?

Employee of the 'ear.

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jokes about audio

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these audio jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.