Audible Jokes

Following is our collection of noise humor and gasp one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Audible puns for adults, dirty loud jokes or clean louder gags for kids.

There is an abundance of moans jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on audible. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any tone witze you can hear about audible.

The Best jokes about Audible

Why is "o" the noisiest vowel?

All the others are in audible.

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, why not?"
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

Three conspiracy theorists are sitting at a bar.

Man, I can't believe NASA thinks we'd eat up that moon landing bullshit, one of them says.

I know, right? says another. Everyone knows deep down that it was fake.

The moon is way too far away for anybody to realistically land on! the third one interjects. If they could do it, why aren't we all living on the moon?

The three theorists hear an audible grunt coming from the corner of the room. They turn around to see a scruffy old man smoking a cigar.

Lemme get this straight, the man says, taking the cigar out of his mouth for a moment. Y'all actually believe in the moon?

Echos are really just audible reposts...


Some German cars are very quiet.

They are barely audi-ble

The audible adverts are telling me to feel every word...

But that would make me a literal sex offender

I got a new car that makes a lot of noise.

It's the new audi-ble

I received an award simply for not having an audible device on my bicycle.

It was a No Bell Prize.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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