Audi Jokes

74 audi jokes and hilarious audi puns to laugh out loud. Read vehicle jokes about audi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Audi jokes for car lovers! Enjoy these hilarious puns and quips about the Audi brand, from the acronym it stands for to the Audi TT and convertible models. Discover the funnier side of Audi vs. BMW, Benz and Wheeler. Read on to get a good laugh!

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Funniest Audi Short Jokes

Short audi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The audi humour may include short convertible jokes also.

  1. My younger brother is an example of what can happen to people who get involved in drugs. Audi Q7 & his own house by the age of 20.
  2. A child gets a toy Ferrari stuck in his belly button... ... it wouldn't be a problem if it was an Audi.
  3. My Texan friends really seem to love German cars. Every time I see them, they smile, wave real friendly-like and say, "Audi!"
  4. I saw the rarest beast on the way home from work yesterday. An Audi driver actually used his signal while changing lanes.
  5. Someone bet me a car that I wouldn't get belly button enhancement surgery. I just got me an Audi.
  6. What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have? An Audi
  7. Some German cars are very quiet. They are barely audi-ble
  8. Why did the Audi driver wave when he was let in? Because he wasn't driving a BMW.
  9. What's Matthew McConaughey's favourite car? An Audi R8, R8, R8
  10. What did the German car say before driving off? I'm Audi!

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Audi One Liners

Which audi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with audi? I can suggest the ones about auto and brake.

  1. A cowboy walks into a German car showroom and says, "Audi".
  2. A cowboy opens a German car dealership His business card says "Audi Partner"
  3. What'd the cowboy say when he walked into the German car dealership? Audi...
  4. a cowboy opens up a German car dealership Audi Partner
  5. What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi? A Saudi
  6. What's the title of Audi CEO? Lord of the Rings.
  7. I rear ended an Audi the other day Now it's an Innie
  8. How do German Cowboys greet each other? Audi.
  9. What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership? "Audi"
  10. What does a a cowboy car salesman say *tips hat* Audi
  11. What do German car enthusiasts say in Texas? Audi
  12. What type of belly button does a car have? An Audi.
  13. What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage? Audi
  14. What did the cowboy say at the German auto show? Audi.
  15. I wanted to buy an Audi. But I can't A4'd it.

Audi joke, I wanted to buy an Audi.

Cheerful Fun Audi Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about audi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dealership jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make audi pranks.

Five guys in an Audi Quattro...

...arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian customs officer stops them and says,
"It'sa i**... to p**... five people in a Quattro."
"What are you talking about?" the driver asked.
"Quattro meansa four, and you are five-a people."
"Quattro is just the name of the car."
"Don'ta think you can fool me! Quattro meansa four and you are five-a people, you are breakinga the law."
"You idiot! Call your supervisor, I need to speak with someone with more intelligence!"
"He can'ta come."
"Why not?"
"He'sa busy witha two guys in an Uno."

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

I auditioned for a TV show for people with broken bones.

I didn't make the cast.

What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?


A cowboy walks into a German car convention...

He sees a beautiful woman, walks up to her and says, "Audi"

What's Clint Eastwoods favourite make of car?

Audi, partner.

I auditioned for a role in Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Unfortunately, I was a white male.

there are 2 reasons why I dont take my GF on a long ride with Audi R8

Firstly, i have no GF and secondly I have no Audi R8.

What do audiophiles like listening to?

Audio files.

The audible adverts are telling me to feel every word...

But that would make me a literal s**... offender

My girlfriend wanted to act out a scene from Fifty Shades of Grey

It was the scene where Christian wanted to buy Anastasia a new Audi...

I auditioned to be on "The Biggest Loser"...

They told me "you win"

I tried to audition for a movie about emos

but I didn't make the cut

What did the audience say about the virologist's set at the comedy club?

He had an infectious sense of humor, but needed to work on telling his jokes at a less feverish pace.

Why do audio engineers only count to 2?

Because you lift on 3.

My audio engineer messed up my tracks.

He's gonna get a lot of FLAC for it.

I auditioned for a musical about the periodic table

I got the lead role!

How to audio files say hi to one another?

They just .wav

My audio editor keeps shutting down unexpectedly while I'm working.

The Audacity.

Went to an Audiologist and got hearing aids.

Turns out all those years of phone s**... caught up with me.

An Auditor was found sleeping with his client

He was guilty of inside her trading

My boss pulled up in his brand new Audi today

My boss pulled up in his brand new Audi today
and I couldn't help but admire it. Nice car, I said as he got out. Well, he said, noticing my admiring looks, Work hard, put the hours in, and I'll have an even better one next year.

I auditioned to be on the remake of "Snow White"

but i was turned away as i wasn't on the short list

I tried to audition for the part of a tree in a school play...

But they told me my acting was wooden.

Audiences used to love him,

but now Bill Cosby puts people to sleep.

A r**... wants to buy a German car.

Audi partner!

Two auditors came to my house today.

I said I wouldn't pay them taxes because my money was my own.
Then they told me it was all the irs.

An audio technician becomes a comedian

An audio technician is on stage at an open mic night in a comedy club.
He seems to be absolutely crushing the audience with witty and outrageous jokes.
At the end of his time he gets to do a mic drop.
That was the last night he ever did comedy.
The feedback ruined it.

Was auditioning a gutiar player for my thrash metal band the other day and he gave me his phone number.

His number was (000)-000-0000.

I auditioned for the WWE a few years ago

I auditioned for the WWE a few years ago under the wrestling name 'Paperman'.
I failed to get in though.
At the time Dwayne Johnson was the champion, and the bosses didn't want me beating him.

Eh, the audio book was good.

But it wasn't really a page turner.

What do two audiophiles do when they celebrate?

They Hi-Fi

I went for an audition at a talent agency today.

They asked "so what's your special talent?"
I said "I do bird impressions!"
They said "sorry, that's not original we have had loads of them!"
I said "fair enough!!"...
and flew out the window.

I was auditioning for a play today, and the director yelled at me. He said my acting reminded him of a female reproductive o**...! Needless to say I stormed off…

But after I thought about it, I went back. I had to apologize for o**... acting.

What is an audiologist ?

Employee of the 'ear.

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