Auctioneer Jokes
10 auctioneer jokes and hilarious auctioneer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about auctioneer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Quirky and Hilarious Auctioneer Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
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What did the deaf person think when he won the auction?
I've won, but at what cost?
Our local auctioneer has passed away.
He was somewhere around 30? 35? 35? 40.
Get s**... Before an Auction
Even if you don't win anything, you'll still be the highest bidder!
I was hooked on auctions after only going once ...
...going twice…
One of shakespeare's original pencils is going up for auction
Problem is its very chewed, so nobody can tell if its 2b or not 2b
A Farmer and his cows
A farmer counted his Cows before taking them to auction and counted 196 of them. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
My wife says I'm addicted to auctions, but she's wrong...
I stopped after going once…going twice…
The bidding was proceeding furiously when the Head Auctioneer suddenly announced, A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing ten thousand dollars.
If returned, he has agreed to pay a reward of two thousand dollars!
There was a moment's silence in the auction house and from the back of the room came a shout, Two thousand five hundred!
So a French ww2 rifle came up for sale at an auction, the description read...
French rifle, never used, dropped once.
"The other day I came across an old worn out Bible, printed by Guten-something"
"Not Gutenberg?!"
"Yeah, that was it"
"You idiot, one of those sold at auction recently for over a Million dollars!!"
"Oh, I don't think it would be worth anything that much. Some clown by the name of Martin Luther scribbled all over it"
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