Following is our collection of Auction jokes which are very funny. There are some auction seller jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these auction auctioneer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
French rifle, never used, dropped once.
Lots
A farmer counted his Cows before taking them to auction and counted 196 of them. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Please sir, I want some moors.
I'm in it for the long hall.
An auction
It was poultry in auction
A cattle-list
Considering what they looked like, I'd object, too
As soon as the auctioneer started it was a dead giveaway.
Bumping Apple off the top spot for most expensive mobile device without a headphone jack.
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It was just two tents.
He had stumbled into the wrong auction
Even if you don't win anything, you'll still be the highest bidder!
That way even if I don't win anything, I'm always the highest bidder.
"Not Gutenberg?!"
"Yeah, that was it"
"You idiot, one of those sold at auction recently for over a Million dollars!!"
"Oh, I don't think it would be worth anything that much. Some clown by the name of Martin Luther scribbled all over it"
...and this guy at the auction house is STILL saying im not the highest bidder.
You could tell it was fake because Prince puts stars over his i's.
After a while, he asks him:
"So what do you think?"
His friend replies:
"Well, I'm sold."
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
You wouldn't believe how much they went for at the auction.
"I bid you fair well"
More-bid curiousity.
A hoarse whisperer.
Everyone nears him now has a chance of catching the cold-bid 19 virus.
"I've won......but at what cost?"
I've won, but at what cost?
Now he does my bidding
when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.
Happy Cake Day to me!
If returned, he has agreed to pay a reward of two thousand dollars!
There was a moment's silence in the auction house and from the back of the room came a shout, Two thousand five hundred!
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