The Best 5 Auburn Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Auburn jokes. There are some auburn stoplight jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these auburn bama puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Auburn Jokes and Puns

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?



An Auburn fan walks into a bar

and sees a group of pretty ladies. He walks up and asks, where do yew ladies go to school . The women reply, Yale . The Auburn fan then says, WHERE DO YOU LADIES GO TO SCHOOL!!! ...

About yesterdays Alabama vs. Auburn game…

I feel bad for all the Alabama fans who drove their houses to the game yesterday.

I once ate a quarter ounce of mushrooms and drove from Flint from Auburn hills while being lectured by a Giant Goldcap on why i'd never do mushrooms again.

Turns out, he was completely right.


Up until two years ago I still had a friend called Nataly, but everybody called her "Nut" for some reason, was it her auburn hair or the similarity with her name, I still don't know. Our friendship ended the day when the class teacher asked us, who's bag is it on the corridor. My fateful answer was "Well, it looks like Nut's sack"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the auburn flags jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working auburn troy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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