Auburn Jokes

Following is our collection of mississippi humor and stoplight one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Auburn puns for adults, dirty green jokes or clean bama gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Auburn

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?



An Auburn fan walks into a bar

and sees a group of pretty ladies. He walks up and asks, where do yew ladies go to school . The women reply, Yale . The Auburn fan then says, WHERE DO YOU LADIES GO TO SCHOOL!!! ...

About yesterdays Alabama vs. Auburn game…

I feel bad for all the Alabama fans who drove their houses to the game yesterday.

I once ate a quarter ounce of mushrooms and drove from Flint from Auburn hills while being lectured by a Giant Goldcap on why i'd never do mushrooms again.

Turns out, he was completely right.


Up until two years ago I still had a friend called Nataly, but everybody called her "Nut" for some reason, was it her auburn hair or the similarity with her name, I still don't know. Our friendship ended the day when the class teacher asked us, who's bag is it on the corridor. My fateful answer was "Well, it looks like Nut's sack"

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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