The Best 8 Attribute Jokes

Following is our collection of Attribute jokes which are very funny. There are some attribute append jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these attribute assign puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

On an average, Women live 2 years more than men.

Another classic male attribute. Always finishing before women.

A dad takes his special needs son to soccer tryouts.

After his son fails at shooting, passing and set pieces, the coach approaches the father and says, "are you sure your son is cut out for this?"

The father replies, "you haven't seen his best attribute yet."

"What's that?"


What does a prostitute's resume list as her top attribute?

She's a consummate professional.

What was Hitler's best attribute as a student?


I got approached on a dating website by a midget

I asked her what she felt her best attribute was.

She responded "I'm really down to earth."

The attribute I most look for in a woman is peanut butter legs...

smooth and easy to spread.

What is a Skunk's greatest attribute?


Flynn's Corollary to Hanlon's Razor

Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by re-election.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the attribute element jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working attribute championship piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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