Attribute Jokes

Following is our collection of realm humor and append one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Attribute puns for adults, dirty arteries jokes or clean assign gags for kids.

There is an abundance of element jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on attribute. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any championship witze you can hear about attribute.

The Best jokes about Attribute

On an average, Women live 2 years more than men.

Another classic male attribute. Always finishing before women.

A dad takes his special needs son to soccer tryouts.

After his son fails at shooting, passing and set pieces, the coach approaches the father and says, "are you sure your son is cut out for this?"

The father replies, "you haven't seen his best attribute yet."

"What's that?"

"Dribbling."

What does a prostitute's resume list as her top attribute?

She's a consummate professional.

What was Hitler's best attribute as a student?

Concentration

I got approached on a dating website by a midget

I asked her what she felt her best attribute was.

She responded "I'm really down to earth."


The attribute I most look for in a woman is peanut butter legs...

smooth and easy to spread.

What is a Skunk's greatest attribute?

Instinct

Flynn's Corollary to Hanlon's Razor

Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by re-election.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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