The Best 42 Attraction Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Attraction jokes. There are some attraction attract jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these attraction performers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Attraction Jokes and Puns
So an oxygen molecule walks into a bar... [biochem joke]
and goes up to the bar and orders a drink. As the bartender hands the Oxygen it's drink he notices the small molecule petrified with fear. He notices this and quickly realizes hemoglobin sitting alone in a corner booth with an obvious attraction to oxygen. The bartender looks and says to Oxygen "Don't worry, he's totally heme-less".
London Joke
Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
FETAL ATTRACTION
Q: How does one human embryo talk to another human embryo?
A: It uses a stem cell phone.
Schroedinger's theory of attraction
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be attractive
There is now a blood test to determine gender attraction.
It checks homogloben levels.
The Ukrainian government is opening up a tourist attraction in Chernobyl.
It will be like Disney World, except the six foot tall mouse is real.
Law of attraction to females
If I had a nickel for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
A tourist asks a Scottish villager
"Do you have a local attraction?"
"We used to- he answers- but she got married."
I was recently in Belfast and saw a tourist attraction called "The Titanic Experience".
It's great. When you walk in the door they slam you in the face with a big chunk of ice.
I was at an amusement park with my friends.
They all said the invisible roller coaster was great, but I didn't see the attraction.
What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?
A dedipus complex.
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My friend was arrested for his inappropriate attraction to details.
He got off on a technicality
I have a sexual attraction and fetish for car races
I just love getting off to a good start
I don't know what disturbs me more
about my attraction towards my girlfriends mother. The fact that she's 51 or the fact that she's also my mother.
Jill: I just don't understand the attraction golf has for men.
Mary: Tell me about it! I went golfing with my husband one time, and he told me I asked too many questions!
Jill: Well, I'm sure you were just trying to understand the game. What questions did you ask?
Mary: I thought I asked legitimate questions like, "Why did you hit the ball into the trees?"
Why did gravity and magnetism hook up?
We don't fully know, but there were definitely forces of attraction at work.
My wife applied for the bearded woman circus attraction
I explained the position requires her to be a woman
Oxygen and potassium went on a date...
...it went ok.
Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
The other chemicals were like 'omg'!
Two noble gases went on a date.
There was no reaction.
Two protons went on a date.
There was no attraction.
Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.
They felt a little sour after it.
Hydrogen and nitrogen went on a date.
They had a basic night out.
Sodium and chlorine went on a date.
There was assault.
Potassium and water went on a date.
It was lit.
(Original) Did you hear about the guy who had a sexual attraction to the legal system?
He got off on a technicality.
My sexual attraction to the ocean fluctuates..
.. you know, it comes in waves.
I once visited a gay strip club in Soho, where the main attraction was a drag queen/ stripper they called Mrs.Doubtfire...
She was hung like Robin Williams.
They're building an attraction on the Thames to celebrate Mary Poppins
It's called the London umdiddleiddleumdiddle eye
The Bank just rejected my loan request to start a magnet themed attraction park.
They were repelled by the concept.
"Daddy, where did I come from?"
Seven-year-old Rachel asks. It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction.
Then they both sit back and smile contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" the mom asks.
"Not really," the little girl says. "Judy said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."
Honestly 2017 should be recreated as a haunted house attraction.
But instead of being scared, You get angry and offended.
A special group of polar bears that live in the Arctic and Antarctic have been seen with dual personalities and sexual attraction to both sexes..
I guess you could say they're Bi-polar bipolar bi polar bears.
I woke up this morning and was shocked to see my body below my waist was horse like...
Now, I am the centaur of attraction.
What do you call an attraction to both genders but a preference for one?
A bi-as
Women are the only physical entity that defy the laws of gravitation.
Increase in mass does not lead to an increase in the orce of attraction.
What does a man with an attraction to spiders get?
An Arachtion
Whats the best attraction in an american waterpark?
Waterboarding.
A woman was telling me about her sexual attraction to beaches.
Apparently it comes in waves.
The star attraction at my local aquarium has been repossessed.
Turns out it was a loan shark .
Why did the "Chicken Soup Waterfall" attraction fail?
Its stock was plummeting.
What is Santa's favorite Las Vegas attraction?
Cirque du Sleigh
Newton is dead virgin
All his life he studied the laws of attraction, without understanding the gravity of his situation
Standing 2 steps from my wife I took a step towards her and asked, "Did you feel that?"
The force of attraction between us just got four times larger.
I don't understand peoples attraction to necrophiliacs
It's like people are dying to have sex with them
Did you hear Oasis's new song about the attraction and repulsion of atoms?
"And after all, you're my Van der Waals"
A man and a woman meet. Instant Attraction.
Across a parking lot. They jump into her car and go at it straight away. Afterwards when they're collecting themselves, he says to her, Gee, if I'd known you were a virgin, I would have taken my time. She replies, Gee, if I knew you had the time I would have taken off my pantyhose first.
I have an unhealthy sexual attraction towards figures in Greek mythology ever since
I laid my eyes on Medusa. Been rock hard ever since.
I tried to confront my friend about his sexual attraction to plants
But he kept on beating behind the bush
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