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and goes up to the bar and orders a drink. As the bartender hands the Oxygen it's drink he notices the small molecule petrified with fear. He notices this and quickly realizes hemoglobin sitting alone in a corner booth with an obvious attraction to oxygen. The bartender looks and says to Oxygen "Don't worry, he's totally heme-less".
Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
Q: How does one human embryo talk to another human embryo?
A: It uses a stem cell phone.
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be attractive
It checks homogloben levels.
It will be like Disney World, except the six foot tall mouse is real.
If I had a nickel for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
"Do you have a local attraction?"
"We used to- he answers- but she got married."
It's great. When you walk in the door they slam you in the face with a big chunk of ice.
They all said the invisible roller coaster was great, but I didn't see the attraction.
A dedipus complex.
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He got off on a technicality
I just love getting off to a good start
about my attraction towards my girlfriends mother. The fact that she's 51 or the fact that she's also my mother.
Mary: Tell me about it! I went golfing with my husband one time, and he told me I asked too many questions!
Jill: Well, I'm sure you were just trying to understand the game. What questions did you ask?
Mary: I thought I asked legitimate questions like, "Why did you hit the ball into the trees?"
We don't fully know, but there were definitely forces of attraction at work.
I explained the position requires her to be a woman
...it went ok.
Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
The other chemicals were like 'omg'!
Two noble gases went on a date.
There was no reaction.
Two protons went on a date.
There was no attraction.
Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.
They felt a little sour after it.
Hydrogen and nitrogen went on a date.
They had a basic night out.
Sodium and chlorine went on a date.
There was assault.
Potassium and water went on a date.
It was lit.
He got off on a technicality.
.. you know, it comes in waves.
She was hung like Robin Williams.
It's called the London umdiddleiddleumdiddle eye
They were repelled by the concept.
Seven-year-old Rachel asks. It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction.
Then they both sit back and smile contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" the mom asks.
"Not really," the little girl says. "Judy said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."
But instead of being scared, You get angry and offended.
I guess you could say they're Bi-polar bipolar bi polar bears.
Now, I am the centaur of attraction.
A bi-as
Increase in mass does not lead to an increase in the orce of attraction.
An Arachtion
Waterboarding.
Apparently it comes in waves.
Turns out it was a loan shark .
Its stock was plummeting.
Cirque du Sleigh
All his life he studied the laws of attraction, without understanding the gravity of his situation
The force of attraction between us just got four times larger.
It's like people are dying to have sex with them
"And after all, you're my Van der Waals"
Across a parking lot. They jump into her car and go at it straight away. Afterwards when they're collecting themselves, he says to her, Gee, if I'd known you were a virgin, I would have taken my time. She replies, Gee, if I knew you had the time I would have taken off my pantyhose first.
I laid my eyes on Medusa. Been rock hard ever since.
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