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A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, May I help you?
The farmer said, Yeah. I want to get one of those dee-vorces.
The attorney asked, Well, do you have any grounds?
The farmer replied, Yeah. I got about 140 acres.
The attorney said, No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?
The farmer said, No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere.
The attorney said, No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?
The farmer said, Yeah, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere.
The attorney said, No, sir, I mean do you have a suit?
The farmer said, Yessir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.
The exasperated attorney said, Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?
The farmer said, No, sir, we both get up about 4:30.
Finally, the attorney asked, Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?
And the farmer replied, Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her!
None of them can pass the Bar.
I hate it when the at-laws come to visit.
Lawsuits!
There's always a couple of attorneys trying to contest it.
"It's always a win-win with us!"
Their only job is to get you off...
Everyone hates them until you need one.
A good start.
And for 10,000 dead attorneys?
A new hope.
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