The Best 37 Attire Jokes

Following is our collection of Attire jokes which are very funny. There are some attire gown jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these attire unicycle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Attire Jokes and Puns

Car son talks to car dad about a dance.

A car child goes up to his car dad and says "hey dad I don't know what tires to where to the dance" and the father says "don't worry son it's just attire.

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late.

I'll be here all week.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?


My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?


What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?


What is a gay geneticist's favorite attire?

designer genes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?


Somebody asked me if I was the Michelin man.

It must be my *at-tire*.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?


What article of clothing is round and rubbery?


Did you hear about the unfashionable mechanic?

He needed to change attire.

(I'm probably too proud of myself for making this one; someone's almost definitely done it before.)

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What kind of outfit does a unicycle wear?


Popsicle sticks can be surprisingly funny.

Rockstar has pretty much confirmed it's making a new Red Dead ...

... Grand Theft Auto V dlc with new customizable skins inspired by attire in the famous western-themed game.

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

What does a man riding a bicycle and a unicycle have in common?


What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?


What's the difference between a man wearing pajamas on a bicycle and a guy wearing a tuxedo on a unicycle


What is the most common attire during WWII?

Casual Tees

What do you call clothing on wheels?


Why couldn't the old bike stay upright?

It was *two-tired.*

An oldy, but a goody, I hope you can *handle* it.

Changing *gears*, I *spoke* at a fancy unicycle conference and you know what's different there? *Attire.*

I'm just *pedaling* for upvotes.

My friend's throwing a fancy dress party themed around period attire...

I'm going dressed as a tampon

What's the difference between a businessman on a tricycle and a homeless man on a bicycle?


What's the difference between a poorly-dress man on a bicycle, and a well dressed man on a unicycle?


Actually wait, there's two differences.

Attire, and a tire.

I wore my superhero outfit today and I'm not sure why everyone was staring at me.

I thought it was conventional attire.

I got fired today when I arrived wearing a superhero costume

I still don't know why I got fired for wearing conventional attire.

I got fired today when I arrived as Darth Vader

I'm not sure why I was fired for wearing conventional attire.

Why do you have to dress so nicely when riding a unicycle?

Because attire is the most important thing about a unicycle

whats the difference between a...

whats the difference between a man in a suit riding a bicycle and a man in gym clothes riding a unicycle?


Difference between a unicylcist with nice clothes and a bicyclist with terrible clothes?



Why wasn't the car able to go to prom?

It didn't have good at-tire!

What do you call rubber clothing?


Army vs. Navy

An Army Colonel and a Navy Commodore dressed in ceremonial attire, are taking a pee in the men's room.

Post finishing their business, the Army guy washes his hands and dries them on a towel.
The Navy guy proceeds to just walk out.

Seeing this, the Army guy can't resist taking a snipe and says, 'Didn't the Navy teach you to wash your hands after peeing?'

The Navy guys replies, 'Nah! In the Navy they just taught us not to pee on our hands.'

Why do unicyclists and bicyclists wear different clothing?

They find it easier to balance attire

Whats the difference between a badly dressed man on a bicycle and a posh dressed man on a unicycle?


What's between the road and a dress?


What's the difference between: a regularly dressed man on a bicycle, and a well dressed man on a tricycle?


What's the difference

Between a man on a bicycle wearing a suit and a man on a tricycle wearing overalls?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the attire stylish jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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