The Best 8 Attentive Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Attentive jokes. There are some attentive conscientious jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these attentive thoughtful puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Attentive Jokes and Puns

I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers.

...Or maybe she said "a tent of lovers." I wasn't really listening...

Adam was lonely

He said "God, all the creatures have their mates but I am alone".
God thought for a minute and said "I will make you a perfect companion. She will be lovely, kind, attentive and will fulfill your every desire. I'll need from you two fingers, a kidney and one of your testicles".
Adam thought for a minute and said "What can I get for a rib?"

AN OLD FART

A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. While sitting in her new room, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. After a while, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning.
Later, the family arrives and asks, "Are they treating you all right?" She replies, "It's pretty nice -- except they won't let you fart."

Attentive joke, AN OLD FART

I asked my wife what women really want and she said "attentive lovers"...

...actually she might have said "A tent of lovers", I don't really listen to her needs and opinions.

two ladies were sitting in a bar...

the one on the left was lovely, kind and beautiful
the one on the right was very attractive, smart, and attentive
both of the women were hitting on me all nite which one did i take home?

the one on the right because lefty loosy righy tighty


Every time a character in a TV Show says another round please they're immediately handed a drink by an attentive bartender.

But every time I do it all they say is:

For the last time, I'm not a bartender. This is planned parenthood. You need to leave.

Like okay! I get it I'm not rich and famous!

My wife says that all she wants is an attentive lover......

...or maybe it was a tent of lovers. I don't really know, I wasn't paying attention.

Attentive joke, My wife says that all she wants is an attentive lover......

I should have been more attentive; my pot has unexpectedly boiled over

Honestly. It was a little soup rising.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the attentive alert jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working attentive straighten piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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