Attending Wedding Jokes
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- If there's one thing we can learn from Mac Miller... It's how to get out of attending your ex's wedding
- Saved some money on the gift, though! I recently received an invitation to a wedding that would have been difficult to attend.
In hindsight, "Maybe next time" probably wasn't the best RSVP. - My fiance is talking about having a dream wedding... Thank God it's a dream, I did not want to attend
- We attended a wedding this weekend for Bobby-Joe and Bobby-Ann. It was a beautiful wedding and it just goes to show that... there's somebobby for everybobby.
- Chris Brown attended Rihanna's wedding Whenever she came to the snack bar, he always gave her punch.
- Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding? He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
- Single, attending ex's wedding, person next to me asks, 'wouldn't weddings make you wanna get married?' 'Wouldn't funerals make you wanna get dead?' I answered.
- When I was kid, everytime we attend a wedding... My grandparents always tease me that I will be next. They were not happy when I said the same thing when we saw a f**... procession.
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Attending Wedding One Liners
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- Attended my russian Friends wedding It was quite a soviet union
- I attended an amazing and emotional wedding last night! Even the cake was in tiers.
- Why did the female samurai attend the wedding? Because she was made of honor
- A pair of t**... attend a wedding...
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I received a wedding invitation.
It read, "Your presence itself is a present. We don't want any presents at the wedding."
After re-reading it repeatedly, I concluded that I was not invited. So I decided not to attend.
A little girl is attending her first wedding...
And as the priest is reading the vows, she leans over to her mother and whispers, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explains, "and today is the happiest day in her life."
The child ponders this for a moment and then asks, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen", the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
He asked, "How do you know that?"
"Easy", the little boy said, "All you have to do is add it up, like the priest said - 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
I hated weddings as a kid
When I was younger,I had to attend many a wedding with my parents. Every single time, my aunts and other older relatives used to poke me with a smirk and tell me "You're next.".
They only stopped after I started doing the same thing with them at funerals.
I received a marriage invitation.
In the end it was printed , " We don't want any gifts in the wedding,your presence itself is a gift". I read it again and again, was getting confused. Finally I came to the conclusion that I am not invited and decided not to attend the wedding.
Little Johnny was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his younger cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen." Little Johnny responded.
His cousin was amazed that he answered so quickly.
"How do you know that"
"Easy," said little Johnny, "All you have to do is add it up, like the preacher said "four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer."
Every family wedding I attended...
...aunties and grandmas always came to me grabbing me by my cheeks saying "oh dearie you will be next!"
They stopped when I started to do them the same at family funerals.
Relationships are a progression of 4 rings.
First is the "Friendship" ring, when dating is exclusive, but there's no more commitment
Second is the Engagement ring, when two people are so in love that they want to get married.
Third is the Wedding ring, worn when two people make a life-long commitment to each other during a ceremory attended by their friends.
Fourth and finally - is the Suffering. Starts about a year after Step 3.
Can you help out my friend?
A friend of mine has two tickets for the England v. Sweden football match this Saturday. He has already paid £800 for flights and accommodation. However, he was devastated the other day when he realised it clashes with his wedding and he won't be able to attend after all.
Would anyone be interested in taking his place? It all gets underway in West London at 3pm on Saturday July 7th. The bride's name is Lucy, 30 years old, weighs about 60kg. She is financially independent and an excellent cook, and her other interests include tennis and classical music.
Tom is attending his best friend's wedding
So, he started preparing for the wedding.
He bought the perfect gifts, the perfect shoes and all, went to the best barber, got everything right except for his suit.
He went to many stores, yet he couldn't find what he was looking for.
2 days before the wedding, Tom travels to Europe, goes to France, Italy, Germany, you name it, but he can't find the perfect suit.
2 more hours to the wedding, Tom is going around at his hometown, but no luck.
He finally goes home, looking disappointed and broken.
His mother felt sorry for him, but his dad wasn't.
Mother: why don't you help your son find what he's looking for?
Father: nah, don't worry about Tommy, he'll figure.