The Best 2 Attendent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Attendent jokes. There are some attendent inkblot jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these attendent lounge puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Attendent Jokes and Puns

In an airplane the flight attendent asks a gentleman:

- Would you like a drink sir?
He then answers:
- What are my options?
- Yes and No.


Flight attendant was waiting at the gate for passengers when a man walked up to her. She said "sir, I need to see your ticket" the man then opened his trench coat and flashed her. The flight attendent then said. "sir. I said ticket. Not stub!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the attendent attend jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working attendent conference piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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