The Best 11 Attendants Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Attendants jokes. There are some attendants cockpit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these attendants housekeepers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Attendants Jokes and Puns

Gorilla Encounter

Two gay guys are at the Zoo. They come across a gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this.

One of the men just can't bear it any longer, and he reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for two hours non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by. When he's done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage.

An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.

A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"

"AM I HURT?" he shouts. "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called! He hasn't written!"

A group of engineering proffesors got in a plane...

Before closing the doors, the flight attendants told them that the plane had been built by their own students. Scared, all of the teachers ran out of the plane, except one. The pilot came to him and asked him why he was so relaxed. The proffesor said "I know my students very well. And I'm sure that if this plane is really built by them, the thing won't even start!"

On a plane is full of Redditors, a man starts having a heart attack.

One of the flight attendants notices this and quickly shouts: People of the plane, we're having an emergency! Is anyone on this plane a doctor?

Immediately, five people stand up and say "I'm not a doctor, but...

Attendants joke, On a plane is full of Redditors, a man starts having a heart attack.

A joke from one of my friends who's an airline pilot

So he often says, right before take off "Ladies and gentlemen I'd like to thank you for choosing Jet Blue and would also like to thank the wonderful flight attendants for their professionalism and dedication to trying to make your flight as safe and comfortable as possible. However, you won't find any of those people on this flight. So sit back and please fasten your seat belts as we will shortly begin our ascent"

Descartes Takes a Flight

The flight attendants says, "M. Descartes, would you care for a cocktail?" Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears.


For some reason, Spanish-speaking visitors to Britain think we worship flight attendants...

I suppose it's understandable given that our national airline is called British HΓ©roes.

I decided to leave work an hour early today.

The flight attendants started freaking out when I grabbed my parachute though.

Attendants joke, I decided to leave work an hour early today.

I'm glad that flight attendants are never obese.

So pilots have only one option for a soft landing.

What do flight attendants and priests have in common?

They both get annoyed when the kid starts screaming.

I walked up to one of the zoo attendants.

"Where do you keep your monkeys?" I asked him.

He said, "I don't own any monkeys."

Ahmad, Bilal and Hamza, the flight attendants, helped the passengers out of the plane.

10 minutes later, the plane landed.

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