The Best 3 Attenborough Jokes

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Funny Attenborough Jokes and Puns

Queen Elizabeth and Sir David Attenborough...

Queen Elizabeth and Sir David Attenborough are walking through the gardens at Buckingham Palace, when they come across a sundial in the shade of a tree.

The Queen: Maybe we could move it...
Attenborough: Depends whether you want to know the time or not.
The Queen: Best leave it be then, as a joke. The best jokes are timeless, after all.

Can someone please call David Attenborough

because last night 3 lions just killed 11 cheaters.

I hate it when people think that they are David Attenborough.

It really gets my Anglo-Nubian goat

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