Attainment Jokes
8 attainment jokes and hilarious attainment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about attainment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Attainment Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good attainment joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How many Buddhist monks does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But its a long process where the monk keeps telling the bulb that change must first come from within, until the bulb attains enlightenment.
In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana.
..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Not, not "Argh." Too obvious.
Not the "C" either. Everyone has heard that one.
"Without a P he's irate hahahahaha!" Blah blah blah. Nope.
Give up?
A letter of marque. It makes his profession semi legitimate, provides for a legal way to store his wealth in his homeland, and allows him to attain social prestige far above his station if successful enough.
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
I was a doctor in the navy and my specialty was proctology.
I always got behind in my work, but I eventually attained the rank of Rear Admiral.
What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?
I am Root.
Which email attains enlightenment ?
The one which has no attachments !
What happens to dying chemists?
Well, at first they try to helium. Once the disease goes too far, however, the chemist will get rushed to the hospital where doctors will attempt to curium. But once the chemist dies, they might as well barium.
True chemists never die, however. They just attain equilibrium.
My socks attained nirvana!
They are all holey.
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