The Best 5 Attacker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Attacker jokes. There are some attacker slams jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these attacker robberies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Attacker Jokes and Puns

The cops in my town are looking for a racist attacker, so I called them up.

Apparently it wasn't a job interview.

The police are looking for a racist attacker

I phoned them up, but apparently it's not a job offer.

London attacker has been identifed as Khalid Masood.

Well, he definitely Khalid Ma-mood yesterday.

A snail was mugged by a turtle.

When the police asked him to describe the attacker, he said:

"I couldn't tell! It happened so fast!"

What did the Sweden attacker say before he got in the car?

Islam my truck into you.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the attacker exits jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working attacker kicks piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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