Attack Pearl Jokes
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Rick and Morty 9/11 joke
Rick and Morty fly around the two towers but instead attack the harbor.
Rick: Honestly, I’m proud of us for not …
Morty: Totally, would have been cheap ...
Rick: Low-hanging fruit. We’re better than that.
Morty: We almost did a 9/11, we went with the Pearl Harbor. We’re pretty classy !
Did you hear about the guy that was half Black and half Japanese ...
... every December 7th he would attack Pearl Bailey.
Then there was the Japanese grunge rocker...
Every December 7th he attacked Pearl Jam.
I knew a guy who was a Japanese/African-American mix.
Every Dec. 7, he attacked Pearl Bailey.
What does a Jewish man attacking Pearl Harbour say?
Torah! Torah! Torah!
A Chinese man and a Jew are talking
The Jew says "I still haven't forgiven your people for attacking Pearl Harbor."
To which the Chinese man replies, "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese you idiot!"
The Jew says "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
Then the Chinese man says "You know, I haven't forgiven your people for sinking that Titanic."
Shocked, the Jew replies "That was an iceberg you idiot!"
To which the Chinese man says "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
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I didn't write this joke but it's always funny when I see it. Thought I'd share.
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