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Attack Pearl Jokes

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Rick and Morty 9/11 joke

Rick and Morty fly around the two towers but instead attack the harbor.
Rick: Honestly, I’m proud of us for not …
Morty: Totally, would have been cheap ...
Rick: Low-hanging fruit. We’re better than that.
Morty: We almost did a 9/11, we went with the Pearl Harbor. We’re pretty classy !

Did you hear about the guy that was half Black and half Japanese ...

... every December 7th he would attack Pearl Bailey.

Then there was the Japanese grunge rocker...

Every December 7th he attacked Pearl Jam.

What does a Jewish man attacking Pearl Harbour say?

Torah! Torah! Torah!

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