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Short attachments jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The attachments humour may include short attached jokes also.

  1. A friend gave me a free guitar the other day, but I've been having trouble playing it I guess I can't complain though, it's not often someone just gives you something with no strings attached
  2. A Zen student asked his master, "Is it OK to use email?" "Yes," replied the master, "But no attachments."
  3. For sale: Guitar
    Yoyo
    puppet
    Kite
    £5 for the lot
    Genuine reason for sale
    No strings attached
  4. There's a greek myth about a stream whose water will attach itself to your skin for all eternity. The river sticks
  5. My grandpa just told me that he loves how reliable his fingers are and is really attached to them... Says he has always been able to count on them.
  6. Jesus asks a Christian, "What's up with all those crosses? Which part of my story makes you think I like crosses?" The Christian replies: "I don't know, but you seem to be quite attached to them."
  7. I once attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt... I'll admit it was a waist of time.
  8. Nowadays with internet in some prisons.. ..How do they prevent the emails from having attached files?
  9. For Sale... Parachute: $300.
    Slightly stained.
    Used once; never opened.
    No strings attached.
  10. I asked a monk if they were allowed to send emails He said yes as long as there are no attachments

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Attachments One Liners

Which attachments one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with attachments? I can suggest the ones about parts and hooks.

  1. Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death-Star plan? The Jedi Code forbids attachments.
  2. Go bungee jumping for free! No strings attached.
  3. Does anyone want to buy a broken yo-yo? No strings attached
  4. Free parachute No strings attached!
  5. How does Dalai Lama send emails? With no attachments.
  6. Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business? He got too attached to his work.
  7. Why can't you email photos to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden
  8. I'm giving away parachutes for free. No strings attached.
  9. Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch? Because they have no attachments.
  10. I'm thinking of giving away my broken marionette. No strings attached
  11. How do Buddhist monks send emails? They remove all attachments.
  12. I miss my umbilical cord I grew attached to it.
  13. I've got a parachute for sale. Never been used. Cheap. No strings attached.
  14. I attached all my watches together into a belt today. It's a complete waist of time.
  15. I had to return my Buddhist vacuum... It came with no attachments.

Attachments joke, I had to return my Buddhist vacuum...

Fun-Filled Attachments Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about attachments you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean relations jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make attachments pranks.

In medieval times, people used to attach a lamp to a horse when riding at night.

This is the earliest known form of saddle light navigation.







*I'll fetch my coat of arms*

A Mathematician is given a psychological test.

The first question asked "You see a burning house and a hose disconnected from a fire hydrant. What do you do?" After much deliberation, the Mathematician decides he would attach the hose to the hydrant. He is then asked "You see a non-burning house and a hose disconnected from a fire hydrant. What do you do?" to which the Mathematician immediately responds, "I'll set the house of fire to reduce this to a problem I've already solved."

Woman goes to a doctor with a t**... lodged inside her...

Doctor: So how did this happen?
Woman: I don't know, I mean I didn't get them from the store as usual, I saw a special deal on eBay, a hundred boxes for $1!
Doctor: A hundred boxes for $1? Didn't that sound suspiciously cheap to you?
Woman: Well I thought that too, so I checked the entire listing and it said plain and clear
One hundred boxes of tampons for $1...
...no strings attached!

A pirate walks into a bar...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his c**.... The bartender looks at the steering wheel and asks, "Doesn't that bother you?" The pirate responds, "Yar it's driving me nuts."

Wife asks her husband will he remarry if she dies.

Husband: No how can I think of remarrying.
Wife: Why not? You would need a partner for your bad times. Please remarry if I die.
Husband: You are so sweet... Even after death, you are worried about me.
Wife: Will you let her use my car?
Husband: Of course not
Wife: Will you give my jewellery to her
Husband: Not at all, I have some of my memories attached to it. I will keep it as your memory.
Wife: Will you give my shoes to her
Husband: No way... Her size is '5' and yours is '7'.

Sexism is everywhere, even in botany

To this day, there is still a stigma attached to female plants

A man is getting ready to go on a business trip...

He has been suspicious of his wife cheating on him. So he places under his bed a spoon attached to a string that hangs on the metal frame with a bowl of milk under it. He measures the weight of his wife in bed alone to make sure it is not in the milk unless there is more weight.
The man leaves and comes home after a few days and looks under his bed to find a bowl of butter.

TIL the company Tampax donates their slightly defective tampons to women's prisons

No strings attached

What letter do pirate's hate the most?

Dear Charter Internet Customer:

Charter Communications ("Charter") has been notified by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, that your Internet account may have been involved in the exchange of unauthorized copies of copyrighted material (e.g., music, movies, or software). We are attaching a copy of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) notice that Charter received from the copyright holder which includes the specific allegation.

I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, so I immediately reported him to the authorities...

Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck!

Twelve Italian priests...

...were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally n**..., in a garden while a s**..., beautiful, big breasted, n**... model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his manhood, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
As he bent over to pick it up… all the other bells started to ring!

A man and his son were at the grocery store today...

They were using a cart that had a child-size car attached to the front with the kid inside. While I was shopping, I noticed the dad started hitting the cart into the wall, it was a pretty bizarre sight to see. Before I could intervene, the kid yells,
Kid: DAAAAAD, stop!!! What are you doing?! Stooop!
Kid: Daaaad?! We're not going anywhere! What are you doing?
The dad finally stops after a minute, looks his son straight in the eye and says, as a matter of fact,
Dad: "I don't know son, you're the one who's driving."
I've never laughed so hard while eavesdropping, dad jokes are great. Happy Saturday!

Attachments joke, A man and his son were at the grocery store today...