Attachments Jokes

Following is our collection of renounce humor and attach one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Attachments puns for adults, dirty items jokes or clean mailboxes gags for kids.

There is an abundance of devices jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 29 funniest jokes on attachments. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any agnostic witze you can hear about attachments.

The Best jokes about Attachments

A Zen student asked his master, "Is it OK to use email?"

"Yes," replied the master, "But no attachments."

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why can't you email photos to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.


How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

A disciple asked, Master, is it okay for a monk to use emails?

Yes, son, the guru quipped, as long as there are no attachments.

Why can't you send files in an email to a Jedi?

Attachments are forbidden!

Is it ok for monks to use email?

As long as they don't have attachments.

Why can't you email a picture to a Jedi?

Because attachments aren't allowed

I got received an e-mail from my Buddhist friend...

...it was free from attachments.


Which email attains enlightenment ?

The one which has no attachments !

Why couldn't the Buddhist hoover the corners of his house?

He had no attachments.

What did the email account do when it started practicing Buddhism?

It let go of all attachments.

Pirate pick-up lines

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.

Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.

See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.

Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?

Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.

I've hidden booty all over the Caribbean — but never have I seen one like yours!

That's NOT my parrot talking, Sweetie!

That's a lovely pair of 8-pounders you have there.

My peg-leg's ribbed for your pleasure.

Why not climb my main mast and I'll visit your crow's nest.

Its ok for monks to use emails,

As long as there are no attachments.

Why didn't Buddha vacuum under the chair?

He had no attachments.

A woman visits a monastery

She asks the head monk a few questions about improving her concentration in her daily life, but the monk says the answer is too long. He offers to e-mail her later, which leads her to ask, "Are monks allowed to use e-mail?" to which the monk replies, "Sure, as long as they don't have any attachments."

I'm going to write a book about adhesives.

It's going to be a griping tale about bonding, attachments, and a few sticky situations.


Are monks allowed to use email?

Yes, as long as there're no attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Did you hear about the Buddhist vacuum cleaner?

It has no attachments.

A novice asked his zen master if it's ok for Buddhists to use email.

The master answered: "Yes. But no attachments."

A monk to another, "O! master, is it proper for a monk to use email?"

"Sure, as long as there are no attachments", replied the other.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why are jedi useless at email?

Attachments are forbidden

Why I cannot delete my large emails

Too many attachments!

What did the Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor? (and two other Buddhist jokes)

One with everything


What kind of vacuum cleaner did the Buddhist buy?

One with no attachments


What did the Buddhist eat for breakfast?

Omellete



[credit to my friend Geoff for first two]

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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