The Best 11 Attachment Jokes

Following is our collection of Attachment jokes which are very funny. There are some attachment love jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these attachment pediatricians puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

His holiness the Dalai Lama

Sent an email to Xi Jinping.

Xi Jinping opened the email and clicked on the attachment.

It was malware and the Party's computer system crashed.

Xi Jinping got on the phone and angrily demanded an answer from His Holiness.

"With attachment, comes suffering", said the Dalai Lama

My girlfriend just emailed me a photo of us on our first date together. It's a very treasured memory for me. Problem is, the file wont open on my computer.

I guess I have emotional attachment issues.

Is it okay for Monks to use email?

As long as there is no ***attachment***!!

Today in cricket....

Indians showed their attachment to 7-11.

Lots of people cry while chopping onions.

The trick is to not form an emotional attachment.


Why was the Buddhist sad when he was asked to send his resume to the company as a word document via email?

Attachment leads to suffering.

Which e-mail can find 'enlightenment'?

One with no attachment.

I sent my therapist a PDF of my problems.

She said I have attachment issues. I resent it.

Home lasik with laser engraver?

I've just thought of a great new way to use your 3D printer with a laser engraver attachment.

Home lasik!

Can a man love two women at one time?

Only if he has a special attachment for one of them.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Top Attachment Puns and Funny Jokes

You can explore attachment inbox reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean attachment attache dad jokes. There are also attachment puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the attachment spam jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working attachment affection piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes