The Best 28 Attach Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Attach jokes. There are some attach cling jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these attach snowboard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Attach Jokes and Puns

There's a Greek myth about a stream whose water will attach itself to your skin for all eternity.

The river sticks

A Mathematician is given a psychological test.

The first question asked "You see a burning house and a hose disconnected from a fire hydrant. What do you do?" After much deliberation, the Mathematician decides he would attach the hose to the hydrant. He is then asked "You see a non-burning house and a hose disconnected from a fire hydrant. What do you do?" to which the Mathematician immediately responds, "I'll set the house of fire to reduce this to a problem I've already solved."

I once attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt...

I'll admit it was a waist of time.

Attach joke, I once attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt...

The next time your boss asks you to start your presentation with a joke...

...attach your payslip on the first slide.

If your life is awful, get a rope and a stool

...and find the next tree. Throw the rope over a branch and attach the stool to the rope.

Now you've got a swing.

Needed: Eyelids

A baby is born with no eyelids. The doctors need a solution, and fast. The best solution, and the one they arrive at, is to use his foreskin for his new eyelids. They successfully attach his foreskin as eyelids, with only one complication. Now hes a little cock-eyed.

I attached all my watches together into a belt today.

It's a complete waist of time.

Attach joke, I attached all my watches together into a belt today.

I attached all my watches together to make a belt

… what a waist of time that was

You are allowed to send e-mails to people in prison

As long as you don't attach a file

I spent many hours trying to attach a faucet to a donkey.

I tapped that ass all night.

A Canadian park ranger is giving some ramblers a warning about bears,

Brown bears are usually harmless. They avoid contact with humans so we suggest you attach small bells to your rucksacks and give the bears time to get out of your way. However, grizzly bears are extremely dangerous. If you see any grizzly-bear droppings leave the area immediately.

So how do we know if they're grizzly bear droppings? asks one of the ramblers.

It's easy, replies the ranger. They're full of small bells.

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What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?


Nasa techs put some humorous messages on the Space Shuttle Transporter attach points

Don't you hate it when people attach little steering wheels to their penises?

It drives me nuts.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?


Did u hear about the baby boy born with no eye lids?

Did you hear about the baby boy born with no eye lids?
When they circumcised him they were successfully able to attach his foreskin as eyelids.

He is just a little cockeyed now.

Attach joke, Did u hear about the baby boy born with no eye lids?

I read a metalworking book on how to attach two pieces of sheet metal together.

The story was riveting.

An American factory orders a shipment of a certain part from a Japanese factory.

They write a letter to warn their partners "Be aware of our strict standards, we only accept 3 defective parts per 10 000".

The Japanese reply: "We don't quite understand what do you need them for, but as per request, we manufactured three defective parts and attach them separately hereby"

Unfortunately we couldn't find the arms of the person next too you in the crash

Fortunately we were able to attach all four of yours

I attached a picture of a marine mammal to my graphite stick.

It's a penseal

Sometimes, the egg does get fertilised...

But doesn't attach to the uterine wall, and gets flushed out with the period.

This is a misconception.

How to make $500 fast

Attach it to a rocket


It took me an hour to attach my watches to each other to make a belt.

It was a **waist** of time.

What's the difference between a snowboard and a vacuum cleaner?

The way you attach the dirtbag

I got a really bad costume idea for your dog.

1) Get a baby doll
2) cover it in fake blood
3) Attach it to the dog somehow
4) Say your dog is dressed as a Dingo for halloween.

I spent my whole day raising awareness for the environment.

Birds sure peck at you when you attach six-pack rings to them, but man do I feel like I made a difference!

What do you attached to a chicken that's a transgender?

Dez Nuts!

How do you attach two quarks together?

Simple! It's just a glue-on!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the attach operational jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working attach glued piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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