The Best 48 Atta Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Atta jokes. There are some atta turk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these atta wasa puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Atta Jokes and Puns

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Say you're being attacked by a circus mob. What's the best strategy?

Go for the juggler.

I once attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt...

I'll admit it was a waist of time.

Atta joke, I once attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt...

How do you attach two quarks together?

Simple! It's just a glue-on!

I got attacked by a yob with bat down the local park yesterday..

I was really impressed with how well he had it trained


I was attacked at a birthday party by a Mexican man with a baseball bat.

Thankfully he was blindfolded and extremely dizzy.

If you're attacked by a gang of clows...

go for the juggler.

Atta joke, If you're attacked by a gang of clows...

What do you attached to a chicken that's a transgender?

Dez Nuts!

Everyone's attacking Rubio, but it's not his fault

His aide wrote the same thing on both his palms.

What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

I attached all my watches together into a belt today.

It's a complete waist of time.

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I was attacked by tiny bees....

The experience was belittling.

If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns...

Always go for the juggler.

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I attacked a stranger with a sock full of dead AAA Duracells

Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery

You are being attacked by a gang of clowns, how do you defend yourself?

You go for the juggler

(Stole it from some guy in my office)

How do you know the US isn't going to attack North Korea?

They didn't arm them first.

I'm being attacked by Russian hackers!

Sorry! Is mistake. Russian people not do such things! Have good day.

I was once attacked by a Frenchman with a baguette

That memory is still inbreaded within me.

What do you do if you are attacked by a Spaceman?

Wait 30 years, then report it on the net.

Edit. Spaceyman.


I attacked a man with a spliff yesterday...

I was charged with "assault using a blunt instrument"

Someone said they'd attack me with the neck of their guitar...

"Is that a fret?"

I got attacked by a giant dandelion earlier...

So I blew its head off.

I attached a picture of a marine mammal to my graphite stick.

It's a penseal

I got attacked and mugged by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

I got Attacked and mugged by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask, so I couldn't Idenitfy him.

If you're attacked by the Energizer Bunny...

...is he charged with battery?

I was just attacked by a bunch of snakes. Not sure how many there were. Around 3.14 I'd guess.

I think they were probably Ο€thons.

If you get attacked by a clown gang in cyberpunk 2077...

Go for the jugular

There was an attack on a commoner's tea shop yesterday.

There were 24 casual teas.

I was attacked last night in the street by a bloke with a power tool.

There I was just minding my own business then BOSCH!

Why don't you attack an orchestra?

Because they can get violin-t

Somebody attacked Bill Clinton's vice president with a chainsaw.

Witnesses described a mess of blood and Gore.

Being attacked by three armed men is really unfortunate

but at least they didn't have four arms

I was attacked by wild bunnies who bit me 8 times

Luckily the doctor who helped me only charged me for one byte

I just got attacked by someone with milk and cheese

How dairy.

I was attacked by a gang of flying nuns...

It was a real Cloister Flock!

What should you do if you get attacked by a German Shepherd?

Take his crook

If you get attacked by a group of clowns

Go for the juggler

Why was I attacked by 1,3,5,7, and 9?

Becuase the odds were against me

I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9

The odds were against me

I was attacked by a group of mime artists.

They did unspeakable things to me.

Just been attacked by a ginger kid doing martial arts....

turns out he was the Carroty kid.

If you're attacked by a mob of angry clowns...

go for the juggler.

If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns...

Go for the juggler.

I was attacked by a flock of sheep earlier...

Fortunately, I was only grazed.

I attached all my watches together to make a belt

… what a waist of time that was

I got attacked by a goose today.

Needless to say, I used some fowl language.

What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?

Screwed

Were you attacked by pirates?

You seem to have lost your booty and chest.

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