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Funniest Att Short Jokes

Short att jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The att humour may include short present jokes also.

  1. Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape? Because they had no bars on their cells!
  2. Be careful parking around the AT&T Stadium I left my car for about 15 minutes with my Cowboys tickets in the front seat.
    Someone broke in and left two more
  3. I dont understand all the worry about net neutrality, because [Please make a £100 donation to AT&T for completion of this joke.
  4. What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common? Immigrants
  5. I work a desk job in an AT&T franchise building I can never get any work done because the internet keeps going down...
  6. Why doesn't Lilly from AT&T commercials show any cleavage? Because AT&T has the best coverage
  7. AT&T buying Time Warner has so much unforeseen consequences... But at least we know DC films will continue to be phoned in.
  8. AT&T called me and said I could save BIG on my DVR I was really excited to hear this, because it's one of my favorite movies.
  9. AT&T is creating their first ever phony-chocolate bar I hear they're calling it "Raisin, the Bar."

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Att One Liners

Which att one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with att? I can suggest the ones about ago and friendship.

  1. If you say AT&T backwards You sound like a canadian Bomb Technician.
  2. The CEO of AT&T just got married... The service was okay, but the reception was terrible.
  3. Why did the turtle go to AT&T because he couldn't sprint
  4. Why is AT&T park the coldest baseball stadium? It's full of Giant fans
  5. Why did AT&T have the worst wedding? No reception.
  6. What does AT&T call their reduced data plan sold exclusively to fat chicks? Cell-u-Lite
  7. I'm the fastest sprinter in my school. Everyone else just has at&t.

Hilarious Att Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about att you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shame jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make att pranks.

Ooh! Ooh! I have a current events joke!

Go easy on me im drunk.
When I heard that the A/C had gone out at the AT&T Center in San Antonio tonight for the NBA finals, I thought to myself... I guess this favors the Heat.

Thank goodness for AT&T

Thanks goodness for AT&T. Apparently the NSA called AT&T officials to request that they, too, provide call records of their customers. But halfway through the conversation, the call dropped. The NSA called back six times, but AT&T officials could never get more than two signal bars and the request was never completed.