Atrophy Jokes

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Funniest Atrophy Short Jokes

Short atrophy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The atrophy humour may include short starvation jokes also.

1. My Fiancé said she wanted to be a trophy Wife Now that we're married all she does is lie around so much she can barely walk. And that's how I learned my wife doesn't know how to pronounce atrophy.
2. Complaint from 3017: These children's long-term zero gravity soccer leagues are raising weak adults. Every kid gets atrophy.
3. I am the best at being lazy and not moving. I'm so good at it that... I should get atrophy
4. I entered a competition to see whose muscles could whither away the fastest. The winner got atrophy.
5. Atrophy ...it isn't as rewarding as it sounds
6. My friend and I are having an eating contest. Whoever can eat the least gets atrophy.
7. What kind of prize do you give to a person that hasn't moved a muscle in over a year? Atrophy
8. I never participated in sports... But I still got atrophy
9. Did you hear about Nursing Home Sports League Everyone gets atrophy at the end of the season.
10. One patient fell into a coma One patient fell into a coma for 2 years while hiding.
    He got atrophy.

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Atrophy One Liners

Which atrophy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with atrophy? I can suggest the ones about exhaustion and destruction.

1. What do you get for winning a muscle loss competition? Atrophy.
2. What did the laziest man in the world win? Atrophy.
3. What did the winner of the muscle loss contest receive as a prize? Atrophy
4. What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win? Atrophy.
5. I entered a laziness competition and placed first. I got atrophy.
6. What did the winner of the not moving contest get? Atrophy
7. What do you get for winning the "Staying in Bed the Longest" competition? Atrophy
8. Dead people reward What do dead people get as a reward?
   Atrophy
9. What do you get for losing the most muscle? Atrophy
10. What did the coma patient win? A-trophy.
11. Today I won the National Laziness Championship! What did you win?
    Atrophy
12. What did the man who won a contest where he sat still for 72 hours get? Atrophy
13. My wife just lays in bed all day She's atrophy wife
14. How can you tell it's a Millennial nursing home? All the residents have atrophy.
15. A man who breaks the world record for longest survived coma is rewarded with atrophy

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What funny jokes about atrophy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean injury jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make atrophy pranks.