The Best 35 Atrophy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Atrophy jokes. There are some atrophy award jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these atrophy powerball puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Atrophy Jokes and Puns

What do you get for winning a muscle loss competition?


What did the laziest man in the world win?


What did the winner of the muscle loss contest receive as a prize?


Atrophy joke, What did the winner of the muscle loss contest receive as a prize?

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?


I entered a laziness competition and placed first.

I got atrophy.

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?


What do you get for winning the "Staying in Bed the Longest" competition?


Atrophy joke, What do you get for winning the "Staying in Bed the Longest" competition?

Complaint from 3017: These children's long-term zero gravity soccer leagues are raising weak adults.

Every kid gets atrophy.

Dead people reward

What do dead people get as a reward?


What did the coma patient win?


Today I won the National Laziness Championship!

What did you win?


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I entered a competition to see whose muscles could whither away the fastest.

The winner got atrophy.

What did the man who won a contest where he sat still for 72 hours get?


How can you tell it's a Millennial nursing home?

All the residents have atrophy.

A man who breaks the world record for longest survived coma is rewarded with


Atrophy isn't as rewarding as it sounds

Atrophy joke, Atrophy

My friend and I are having an eating contest.

Whoever can eat the least gets atrophy.

I never participated in sports...

But I still got atrophy

Did you hear about Nursing Home Sports League

Everyone gets atrophy at the end of the season.

One patient fell into a coma

One patient fell into a coma for 2 years while hiding.

He got atrophy.

What do millennials get for doing nothing?


What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?


What was the prize for the body builder who went the longest time without working out?


I chained up my trophy wife in the basement...

She's atrophy wife now.

What did the winner of the weak muscles competition get?


Some words sounding similar can be confusing. For example, Entropy and Atrophy.

Entropy is simply a measure of how much the energy of atoms and molecules become more spread out in a process and can be defined in terms of statistical probabilities, whereas Atrophy, is what you get if you win something.

The rheumatologist turned chef hands you your plate

And she says
"Bon Atrophy"

What prize did the dead body receive?


I participated in a laziness competition...

I won atrophy.

What kind of award do you get for being a #1 couch potato?

A trophy. Muscle atrophy.

Sometimes when you over-exert yourself to win the game

You are rewarded with atrophy.

What did the winner of the Special Olympics get?


I expected a medal for my bravery when I had a full-leg cast on.

Instead, I got atrophy.

Did you hear about the kid who won the ALS competition?

He won atrophy for first place.

What kind of award do you get for being really lazy?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the atrophy contestants jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working atrophy dystrophy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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