Atrocious Jokes

Following is our collection of horrific humor and lobster one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Atrocious puns for adults, dirty despicable jokes or clean godawful gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Atrocious

Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head?

Apparently the super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious.

I ate at Mary Poppin's Restaurant last night...

Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious

Dandruff in the Elevator

A blonde and a brunette get into an elevator and punch in two of the highest floors. They do not know each other, so they stay to themselves.

About halfway up to their respective floors, a balding gentleman enters the elevator with them, with some of the most atrocious dandruff either of the women had even seen gracing the shoulders of his suit. He didn't seem to notice, but they were practically revolted for the trip.

His floor came up quickly and as the door shut from his exit, the brunette looked up to the blond and commented That man needs to get some Head and Shoulders.

The blonde got really confused before asking,

Wait, how do you give shoulders?

A Navy Rhyme

A Navy man, a war hero, attends a lunch at a Ladies' Patriotic Society. Cucumber sandwiches on crustless bread – he endures it manfully. Then the ladies, who have been at the sherry, ask to hear a Navy rhyme. Ladies, he says, I will accede to your request. But in place of each atrocious word, I will insert a nonsense syllable. Yes, yes! they clamor. So he recites –

*​Da da   da da da   da da da*

*Da da   da da da   da da da*

*Da da   da da da*

*Da da   da da da*

*Da da   da da da   da da cocksucker*



*^(This was found while researching William Walker Atkinson (a.k.a. Yogi Ramacharaka) and stumbling upon William Illsey Atkinson's website.)*

I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant yesterday....

Super cauliflower cheese, lobster was atrocious.


A Navy Rhyme

A Navy man, a war hero, attends a lunch at a Ladies' Patriotic Society. Cucumber sandwiches on crustless bread – he endures it manfully. Then the ladies, who have been at the sherry, ask to hear a Navy rhyme. Ladies, he says, I will accede to your request. But in place of each atrocious word, I will insert a nonsense syllable. Yes, yes! they clamor. So he recites –

*​Da da   da da da   da da da*

*Da da   da da da   da da da*

*Da da   da da da*

*Da da   da da da*

*Da da   da da da   da da cocksucker*



*^(This was found while researching William Walker Atkinson (a.k.a. Yogi Ramacharaka) and stumbling upon William Illsey Atkinson's website.)*

I want Family Guy to sing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious...

...though Disney probably won't let them because they find the idea quite atrocious.

Atrocious Popsicle Joke #4

Why are cornfields the best listeners?
They're all ears!

Ba-dum-TSS!

The policemen were talking over the radio:

- Mr. Sargeant, we arrived at the crime location

*- What's the situation over there?* - asked the sargeant over the radio

- A woman just killed its husband. He was stabbed 35 times, shot twice, asphixiated, decapitated and then burned.

*- And what was the reason for such an atrocious crime? *- Asked the sargeant

- He stepped right on the wet floor which she had just cleaned.

*- And did you capture the woman?*

- No sire, we are still waiting for the floor to dry!

I was watching videos online but the quality was atrocious.

Then I realised I was on YouTuber.

So I went to an interview today

I was asked to describe myself in 5 words.

Apparently " Atrocious counting skills " was not what they are looking for.


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